Nursing home cop.

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by smokinokie, Feb 26, 2002.

  1. One afternoon at a nursing home an old lady in a wheelchair was racing up and down the halls. She was making engine noises and having a grand time!

    As she was passing a room, a little old man jumped out.

    "Excuse me ma'am, but you were speeding. I need to see your license."

    She dug thru her purse and handed him a candy wrapper. He gave her a warning and sent her on her way.

    The next time she went by, he jumped out again.

    "I'm sorry ma'am, but you were crossing the center line. Can I see your registration?"

    She dug in her purse again and handed him an old receipt. He gave her another warning and sent her on her way.

    The next time she came by, he jumped out again, this time he was stark naked and with an erection!

    She exclaimed, "OH NO! Not the breathalyzer again!"
  2. lol funny joke....if a cop tried to give me a breathalizer like that i think i'd just go to jail :S
  3. LMAO Smokie another good'un!

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