nudist colony

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by chill out, Feb 15, 2004.

  1. >A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he
    takes
    >off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde
    walks
    >by, and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his
    >erection, comes over to him and says,
    >"Did you call for me?" The man replies "No; what do you mean?"
    >
    >She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that
    if
    >you get an erection it implies you called for me."
    >
    >Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies him down
    on a
    >towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with
    her.
    >
    >The man is ecstatic, he can't believe his good fortune. He continues
    to
    >explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits
    down,
    >he farts.
    >
    >Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward
    him,
    >"Did you call for me?" says the hairy man. "No; what do you mean?"
    says the
    >newcomer.
    >
    >"You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that if you fart,
    it
    >implies that you called for me."
    >
    >The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has
    his
    >way with him.
    >
    >The newcomer staggers back to the colony's office, where he is greeted
    by
    >the smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" she says.
    >
    >The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back
    and
    >you can keep the $500 membership fee."
    >
    >"But sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You
    haven't
    >had the chance to see all our facilities."
    >
    >The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old; I only get an
    erection
    >once a month, but I fart 20 times a day! I'm outta here.
     
  2. lol thats funny
     
  3. Good one.... LMAO
     

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