>A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes >off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks >by, and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his >erection, comes over to him and says, >"Did you call for me?" The man replies "No; what do you mean?" > >She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if >you get an erection it implies you called for me." > >Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies him down on a >towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her. > >The man is ecstatic, he can't believe his good fortune. He continues to >explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, >he farts. > >Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him, >"Did you call for me?" says the hairy man. "No; what do you mean?" says the >newcomer. > >"You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that if you fart, it >implies that you called for me." > >The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his >way with him. > >The newcomer staggers back to the colony's office, where he is greeted by >the smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" she says. > >The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and >you can keep the $500 membership fee." > >"But sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't >had the chance to see all our facilities." > >The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old; I only get an erection >once a month, but I fart 20 times a day! I'm outta here.