Nude beach

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by darksmoker, Jun 17, 2012.

  1. alrighty, potentially awesome problem here guys halp

    i found out there's a nude beach like an hour away from me, i thought it was funny...i texted this girl at work i been talkin to and this is how it went

    "did you know there's a nude beach like an hour away? lol thats awesome"
    "haha yeah i've always wanted to go"
    "yeah i was thinkin bout goin today just for the hell of it :p"
    "really? can i come? :)"

    ok, problem is she's hot lol how do i hide a boner in public like that :eek:
     
  2. haha just straight up tell her,


    "your smoking hot and i dont think i would be able to control my erections if you came with me :p"


    there... golden ;)
     
  3. but then i wont get to see her nekkid D:
     
  4. Wouldn't that only flatter her?
     
  5. hide it in her vagina:cool:







    or ass, either one works really:hello:
     
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  6. Bury it in the sand? I mean...you are going to a nude beach. Provided you are nude, hiding it is going to be tough.
     
  7. man this might get really awkward lol.

    is there like an anti viagra? :p
     
  8. im sure she would understand anyway, you could probably bet shes gonna be turned on by all the cock floating around

    in addition to the first statement i made= darksmoker getting laid


    she sounds like a wild one.
     
  9. Get this image engraved in your head for anti-viagra like effects.

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  10. or just plain out go to the beach, and what ever happens happens, if you get a boner, just make a joke about it
    i honestly would not really worry to much
    just make a joke like, its hard to control it when a smoking hot girl is right next to me
     
  11. u are in quite the predicament
    jerk off before hand? LoL
    regardless u got to do it
     
  12. all good suggestions, yes...

    i might combine some of them. lol
     
  13. Dude just beat off several times before going... It will drain you.. I've been in similar situations and its always worked for me... Or just str8 up tell her you wana fuck..
     
  14. Yah I would jerk off before going then if it happens... Oh well ,consider it an ice breaker and joke about it. Maybe she will like it and y'all can fuck. She obviously wants to see you naked anyways if she asked to go to a nude beach with you.
     
  15. I like walking around naked, id fit right in :smoking:
     
  16. Every once in awhile give your dick a quick flick. Lol but tbh man just let it happen natural that's the whole point of a nude beach, no judgement come as you are. The fact shes down to go must mean shes a pretty cool person.
     
  17. Haha, I didn't know we had a nude beach around here. Thats good news for everyone that goes, you don't want me there.

    Go, get a boner, look at her and say "you going to take care of this?"
     

  18. yeah but i also dont wanna be seen as the creepy guy walkin around with a boner you know. but i actually dont think it'll be a huge problem, apparently its a family naturist site or something so there's a possibility of kids being there, which is actually kinda weird as fuck.
     
  19. uuummmm if u said u were going to a nude beach and she asked to come along she probably likes you????


    and i thought i was fuckin clueless
     

  20. I think he knows that.. Did you read his whole post? He had a specific question.
     

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