So tonight I was on my way home with my dad when we came to a fairly long traffic light, so I look out the window and this guy is just banging on his wheel like he is REALLY jammin out. He has all his windows rolled down and is the only one in the car so I crack my window down to try and hear what he is listening to and as I listen all I hear is the faint sound of "Message in a bottle" by the police lol kinda weird for how bad he was jamming so I figured he was stoned Got any stories like this where you just notice someone doing something they wouldn't be doing sober?
A guy who wanted pizza walked into the wrong store and after realizing he was in an electronics store he exited and walked into the pizza place . He was obviously hawk high
When I worked the drive thru, a guy ordered a shit load of food and when he came up to pay he was very carefully and slowly putting the exact change of coins in my hand. He was obviously baked as he stunk up the kitchen the second he pulled up to the window.
Lol I remember before class me and my friends would chill in the hallways and determine if another friend walking towards us was baked or not by the ridiculous look on his face when we saw him
Also, I was at Lake Compounce one day this summer with some friends when I noticed these two typical New England homies with their hats and chains and polo jackets (despite it being summer). We were waiting in line for Boulderdash and I was like, hey, don't those kids look stoned? Got on the ride, had fun, got off, and these kids looked confused as fuck. It was hilarious.
[quote name='"Nannerpuss"']Lol I remember before class me and my friends would chill in the hallways and determine if another friend walking towards us was baked or not by the ridiculous look on his face when we saw him[/quote] ....... how old are you?
[quote name='"CaressaRosee"'] ....... how old are you?[/quote] Old enough Why do people even ask this?
He said he remembers when he use to do that. Get off his dick. All you need to know is hes 18+ and that's all he should tell you. Carry on with the forums not hassling others.
i worked at a grocery store, i remember i would always get there before all the bosses and smoke a blunt, plus they loved to see me there and ready to work before all them. well i use to smoke infront of the grocery store cause no one was around at 5:30 and the boss would show up about 5:45 - 6:00 everyday and one day he walked up and goes "damn it smells like straight weed over here" im like "yea some kids were walking past and i think they were smoking it" he goes "you don't gotta bullshit me, you've worked here for 3 years, and everytime i walk up here it smells like weed, you're telling me those 3 kids walk past the same time everyday smoking weed?" i was like "i guess....?" "just go inside and do some work" lol
well i got a story when someone noticed me high, i think you guys might enjoy it. this one time after a few J's me and my friend went to this pizza place in town, and i wanted the menu but i was too blazed to remember the word, so i look the lady in the eyes with my squinty red ass eyes and say "can i have the paper with the flavors on it?" and she gives me this look like im retarded and says "the menu?" and my friend started laughing, it was super awkward haha.
[quote name='"Big Brick Bails"']i worked at a grocery store, i remember i would always get there before all the bosses and smoke a blunt, plus they loved to see me there and ready to work before all them. well i use to smoke infront of the grocery store cause no one was around at 5:30 and the boss would show up about 5:45 - 6:00 everyday and one day he walked up and goes "damn it smells like straight weed over here" im like "yea some kids were walking past and i think they were smoking it" he goes "you don't gotta bullshit me, you've worked here for 3 years, and everytime i walk up here it smells like weed, you're telling me those 3 kids walk past the same time everyday smoking weed?" i was like "i guess....?" "just go inside and do some work" lol[/quote] LOL best story ever
[quote name='"Nannerpuss"']Lol I remember before class me and my friends would chill in the hallways and determine if another friend walking towards us was baked or not by the ridiculous look on his face when we saw him[/quote] Haha word, me and my friends used to do that too! Haha as soon as eye contact was made, you could tell from a mile down the hall if the next person to come was baked! Usually were tho, like clockwork! [quote name='"CaressaRosee"'] ....... how old are you?[/quote] Get a life! Are you a mod!? Relax mang, smoke one or something!!
Have you guys ever seen the original dawn of the dead movie from the 70s? Where they're in the mall. Anyways the black guy in it always looks high as fuck, his eyes are red and glossy and he's constantly smoking "cigars". I see what you did there.jpg
I loved working the Express line at Safeway back in the day baked after lunch and a couple of one hits. It was such a happy experience. 10 items or less. One time I got wrote up though because this old bitty came up with a basket full. I explained she had to many items. She said she couldn't tell. I told her to put a finger on each item and if she had any items left then she would know. She called the manager and then he got pissed at me.
it would have been even more obvious if he came strolling back in to play the video game demos after he finished his pizza
One time I was getting my car serviced and I was just Chillin by the sidewalk and I see some kid around 16-18 he had a blonde mullet. So anyways he was sitting in the drivers seat honking his horn at the car parked next to him (parallel parked) and he looked frustrated. Well about 5 minutes later the mechanic went and told him there was no one in the car. You could tell he was tripping out
hahaha. i remember senior year, we had a senior room. and this one kid you could ALWAYS tell when he had smoked. his eyes were droopy and he had a stupid ass grin on his face. it was just hilarious how everyone would heckle him and he'd be like, cmon guys i didnt smoke (while smiling). didn't help he did this every day