As I said, I'm not sure if this qualifies but it sounds like someone went on one hell of a holy trip! I'm not sure if the above text is old or new or what, I came across it here: youtube.com/watch?v=NeS17A4EpTI If this is an old gag or anybody have the rest of the story please send it to me via PM.
Hey! I see there are a few deleted comments and I even got a message that basically breaks down to: "what the fuck is this?" The answer is, I don't know. I just like stuff like this and I came across it, but if seems to offend people, I'll stop sharing the updates, as it was not my intention to upset anybody. Have a good day!
Dude, so would I! The thing is it's released as updates here TheMessage and I was posting every few updates. I don't have the full text, if anybody has the full text please feel free to post it. Shit! While you are at it, would love the entire tale of Game of Thrones as well!!
I am sure I read that or a variant of it years ago. You may want to edit your OP and explain that this tale is unfolding and will be reposted here as it becomes available. Also credit your source.
Would love check it out if you still have it. I thought I did... (quoting from the OP) But if you think that's not enough of a credit, let me know and I'll change it. EDIT: Just noticed you are a mod, feel free to change the text as needed for credit or any other warnings
This story has been making the rounds in different forms for years. Almost sounds like an old Carl Reiner or Mel Brooks routine.
ICGreen said the same thing! You wouldn't happen to have the full story would you? I love stories like these