Nosey Neighbor

Its just the stupidity of society. Some moron smells weed and is like, "OMG someone is smoking MARIJUANA. I have DRUG USERS near me. I cant have people using a substance that dangerous. They shouldnt use dangerous marijuana and only should do something safe like alcohol. Yeah, thats what these dumb fucks think.

 

Like the many others peeps..THIS FOR SURE ^^^

 

tell um, fuck you. The police cant do shit unless they get a warrant for your search and arrest. Even if he called the police, they would show up and not be able to do shit you. All you say is: i do not consent to unwarranted searches. After that, tell them to have a nice day, and get the fuck off your property.

 

BAD ASS PARTY OF ONE.

Not everyone is trying to put your theory to the test, and unfortunately for your theory cops do not always heed their rules and regulations. I have had them walk into my house when I was living with my moms and search it, broad daylight when nobody was home except a guy working on the house (he had no green card, and was a friend of my moms so he didnt say shit...obv, not worth getting deported over). My mom called the station and asked what the fuck was going on, "Oh the officer was just following up on a murder investigation,"

That started an interesting conversation when I got home that night, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU AND YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS DOING RUNNING AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD THAT WOULD MAKE THEM SEARCH THE HOUSE ILLEGALLY ON A MURDER TIP, I SMELL THAT POT YOU'RE SMOKING, DO YOU HAVE A GUN? ARE YOU IN A GANG? ARE YOU GANG BANGING EACHOTHER? REEFER MADNESS REEFER MADNESS"

I was like 14, and had no idea what was going on, cops lie. period. If they find out anything sketchy is going on, the harassment will never end. Such has been the case for pretty much every homie of mine that's pad has been burnt out for blazing there or w/e.

 

yea when i got charged hes like I SMELL ALCOHOL, WHERE IS THE ALCOHOL, what did you do with the cans/bottles.. im like wtf??!?!(havent dranken in like a year), then he goes I SMELL MARIJUANA

total bs

 

I can't believe that nobody suggested making a sploof yet....

 

Sploofs dont really work and its unnecessary work really. You guys should deffinetly make a homemade vape until you find one you can afford.

 

You mentioned rolling one -- I'd definitely abstain from smoking joints or blunts if you want to be covert. They smell way more than bongs or bowls and make way more smoke. If you do that, turn on a fan, put some towels under the door, you should be fine.

You're probably fine to begin with, but like you said, you're a little on the goth side and this bitch probably automatically assumes you're worshipping the devil, sacrificing animals and doing illicit drugs. Better to be safe than sorry, though.

 

I agree with the idea of turning it around, but be cool about it. Ask her if the landlord came to her asking about marijuana too because he came to you, and you thought it was so funny that he thinks you smoke! Something like, "My god... I haven't smoked since I was in college..." ... "I smell it sometimes and it just reminds me of the good old days..."

At least this way you'll have an opportunity to discuss your honest opinions about weed and maybe convince her that whomever the naughty neighbor is, they deserve their privacy in their leisure activities. And if all fails, at least you'll hopefully steer her in another direction and have a heads-up for when she does decide to call the authorities.

And get a vape. I can vape in one room and smell nothing in the next room... and certainly nothing out in the hall or in another apartment.

 

when ever i tell peopel this they think its bull shit. but its in the bill of rights "its not illegal to self medicate if it is REALY MAKING YOU FEEL BETTER. therefore a cop cannot arrest you if you are being responsable" idk y i "" that. but just tell her ur sick and you need it. and if she says she dont care tell the landlord to kick her ass out because she is starting problems and if he says he cannt then tell her to call the cops i bet they will just laf aslong as u dont have any toking tools or bud showing

 

The only reason she hasn't called the cops yet is because she's not sure it's you. If you confirm that for her, you will get a cop knocking on your door every time you light up after that. When that happens, you can expect your landlord to flip on you too to protect his ass. Deny, deny, deny, make sure everything's out of sight and keep the smell down by vaping or sploofing. It sucks but trust me, it's better than jail. Some people simply exist to give shit to everyone and anyone and those people are often middle aged single women with an ax to grind.

 

In the bill of rights? Huh?

 

personally i would fuck with the bitch, say drawing a pentagram on her door, leaving weed flakes leading to her door, and giving her pipes and bongs as presents hahaha

 

Yeah, wasn't that like the 5th amendment or something?

 

yea its the bill of right or the contitution. my history teacher in 9th garde told me and i didnt belive him so he showed me but i forgot witch one

 

just tell her you have a green card lol... be like fuck you bitch if she asks to see it..... and if you actually have pain and marijuana helps find a chill doctor and get a recommendation....

 

That's a waste of weed....