No you will not pass your drug test so stop asking.

well damn

 

lol i passed a court ordered drug test the day right after smoking a couple bowls. then again im not fat either and i ran and drank a bunch of water and tea.


so don't sit here and spew some bullshit just cos your tired of seeing people ask the same questions. get the fuck over it.

 

Just because something is hard to pass/cheat, doesnt mean its impossible...

 

Well...many people pass drug tests on a day to day basis, but i kind of understand what your saying. I have never had to take one personally, but i know many people who have passed and many people who have failed. There are even people who have passed the dreaded hair follicle test. Like all tests someone will always find a loophole, people will always find a way to cheat, it is the way of the world and there is nothing anybody can do about it. I should mention that the shortest amount of time after marijuana consumption I've heard of someone passing was 4 days. I can't remember the method but it involved a lifelike fake penis and a heater so that the urine was warm (like it would be naturally coming out of your body). Yes the test was supervised by a witness.

 

idk, did u see what that other guy did to avoid being tested positive, he was diluting and taking b-complex vitamins in order to pass his parole tests. He could be lying but don't u think it can be possible?

I have had friends test for probation and they got clear by drinking a shit ton of water a few days before the exam and taking cranberry pills.

I think u should have an open mind, and as long as there is a lock, there is someone there to break it.

 

Ruh rooh. Someones butthurt. loool. Its a forum, what other people post is their own choice, quit freaking out. Also, "if you have smoked within 30 days of your drug test you will fail." LMFAO. Yea right. At least know what you're talking about before you flip out on other people for it. Weed can be in your system for as little as 2-3 days if you don't smoke every damn day. And even if so many people asking is unnecessary, they still can if they want. If they're worried they'll fail, they have every right to come to a stoner forum and ask for help. And thats exactly what we're here for. If you're gonna rage over drug test questions, I cant even imagine why in the world you'd be on a weed forum LOL. Go do something else rage cage.

 

This person might be bitter because they failed their test

 

[quote name='"MarleySubs"']lol i passed a court ordered drug test the day right after smoking a couple bowls. then again im not fat either and i ran and drank a bunch of water and tea.

so don't sit here and spew some bullshit just cos your tired of seeing people ask the same questions. get the fuck over it.[/quote]

lol sound kinda mad there

 

[quote name='"Tanhands"']

I sure will when you learn how to fuck yourself in the ass.

I think you are a lier. I do not believe you smoked a couple bowls the night before your test and went for a run. I know most stoners jog every night after betting baked but not you. Don't be stupid, you know they did not really test you. They told you they were and never did, that is why you were not sent to jail. Maybe in the future try not being a cocksucking asshole and maybe you won't have to pee for the court.

If you don't like my thread you don't have to post on it. Are you going around telling everyone that it is OK to smoke the day before a court test and they will be fine? Wow you sure are helpful.

And until they ban me I will post threads about what ever I want.[/quote]

when you learn how to fuck yourself in the ass ? lol op is an obvious troll using unnecessary insults like that.

 

I've passed all my drug tests.. And I smoked.


Everyone is different, 30 days is max.

 

I passed my drug test that I needed to get my job...it was 14 to 15 days after I had last smoked. I did the lots of water/cranberry juice/green tea, and had a healthy, balanced diet, and exercised, and stayed pretty calm about the whole thing. It was for a gov't summer position.

 

I think you're taking it a bit too personally.

Most times, people know when they're going to fail a drug test, and I think they post just to feel like they're not alone. Even if theres nothing any of us can do for them, simply having someone acknowledge your problem can help, and they can rest assured there willl be someone waiting here to listen when they get their results.

They're scared, and even if we can't help them, they need us to stand by them.

 

Dudes, disrespect is frowned upon at GC. Play nice, or a mod may come by and slap some hands!

And it depends on what test is being given! Oral tests- just plain old good oral hygiene will beat them!

Urine tests vary on effectiveness and how easy they are to fool. As an example, the ELISA test is less than accurate if you take a zinc supplement.

Zinc Reduces the Detection of Cocaine, Methamphetamine, and THC by ELISA Urine Testing. (abst – 2011) We need 8 to 11 mg of zinc daily; over 40 mg/day can cause zinc poisoning. Zinc reduces the detection of cocaine, metham... [J Anal Toxicol. 2011] - PubMed - NCBI

Also, everyone's metabolism is different! I could post the studies showing the variation in the length of time needed to be clean, but i don't feel like it right now! Click the first link in my sig if you are interested in reading them.


Granny

 

Have fun here in the city while it lasts, if this is how you present youreself youll be banned soon enough...

So are you this much of a bundle of rage in real life or?
I bet you get youre ass kicked alot there dontcha

 

Granny has spoken.

 

so what bro? youre not in charge of this forum. everyone is different. don't act like you know everything

 

I passed a drug test after smoking a 60 sack over a course of a week and i took a drug test the next day. I passed. Just drank a lot of water. 5 foot 10 and 150 pounds

 

Smoked like a fiend for 10 years and stopped a one week ago for a job- secret was chewing and swallowing raw garlic cloves (one or two a day, yes, this is brutal and it takes a day to get used to, you will smell weird and your piss will be like chicken soup- but mosquitos will avoid you like the plague), and drinking lots of Irish breakfast tea (black tea), NO ALCOHOL.. if you just make up for being high by getting drunk- this wont work. Also, eat fucking healthy for the week.. even if you usually don't, if its worth passing- then make it worth passing.

Anyway- just got the call from my new job.. and I passed the five panel.

5 foot 8, 140 pounds.

Now I can smoke all I want (like right now).. AND be a store manager.

PS. Stop eating the garlic a day before the test, but keep drinking the black tea.