No Toilet Paper In The House??? What Do I Do??

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by chicken, Dec 26, 2007.

  1. #1 chicken, Dec 26, 2007
    now i remember a item i meant to get last night,,,''TOILET PAPER''...... damn i got a turtle head poking out of my ass,,,,

    oh well im gonna use about 5 coffee filters and get the job done,,,,

    what do you have handy around the house,,,, if you found out you<<<<< were out of t-paper,,,, at a very crucial moment>>>>>>>>:cool:
     
  2. #2 eyec0n, Dec 26, 2007
    Napkins, an old shirt, newspaper, printer paper... uhm... plastic bags... old cardboard...

    I kinda like your coffee filter idea better, but you better make some coffee first.
     
  3. #3 TokingToker, Dec 26, 2007
    Go outside, get some yard work done and use the leafs, LOL.
     
  4. #4 Medicine Al, Dec 26, 2007
    Let's see I know this one, I saw it on Macguyver....

    Any pictures of President Bush will do, but don't use Cheney cause he don't take no shit!

    An extra cat comes in handy, 'here kitty,kitty...'

    You could play Frenchie, and just wash those klingons away...
     
  5. #5 Tokah-Jokah, Dec 26, 2007
    I've had to use coffee filters too, but there was a time when I had to take a shower for a few days.
     
  6. #6 Fppunk, Dec 26, 2007
    my buddy got laid off from circuit city and didn't have TP one time when his friend came over and shit so he let him use his cc shirt lol
     
  7. #7 chicken, Dec 26, 2007
    i hope i dont have no female company tonight,,, because i still aint got no t- paper today,,,,

    but i still got some coffee filters ,,,:p
     
  8. #8 OldPork, Dec 27, 2007
    Pinch a loaf and jump in the shower. Scrub your ass real good. Run out and get some TP.
     
  9. #9 d-block305, Dec 27, 2007
    tissues ...???? there also in the bathroom and soft
     
  10. #10 omgitsryan, Dec 27, 2007
    do that shit demolition man style and get some clamshells son.
     
  11. #11 chicken, Dec 27, 2007
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ it would be wise to get your spelling under control...


    ..http://[​IMG]:cool:
     
  12. #12 Chewybud, Dec 28, 2007
    Very Easy Solution

    Step 1- cup hand
    Step 2- proceed to scrape anus
    Step 3- flick fingers into toilet

    repeat steps 1-3 until you have reached desired cleanliness

    ~> Caution: Beware of fingernails
     
  13. #13 Rugged Man, Dec 28, 2007
    One time I used pads, like for vaginas, they worked pretty well.
     
  14. #14 Buzzwell420, Dec 28, 2007
    shower my friend
     

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