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No swag in my piece!

Discussion in 'Experienced Cannabis Enthusiasts' started by linuxmann, Jul 22, 2005.

  1. I, and the friends I usually smoke with, abide by some unwritten rules that are just KNOWN! One of these unwritten rules is a general rule of no shwag. Ocassionally when I've been dry for a long time I'll smoke some, but otherwise the rule stands. But where this rule really comes into play is with pipes. My glass spoons have never seen shwag, that is until today!

    Someone I hang with once in a while asked me today if I wanted to match a bowl. I am always up to match a bowl with a fellow toker. Hell, I'm cool with just smokin out people who are cool, but a matched round is even better.

    Anyway, he packs up my glass spoon, I take a hit, and sure enough, he packed up a bowl of SHWAG! This pisses me off on a couple of levels. First, I matched him a bowl of good nugs! Honestly I would've rather just packed up a couple of bowls of my stuff and smoked him out, cuz I hate SHWAG!

    But the part that burns me up the most is that he packed my piece up with shitty weed! SHWAG tastes bad, plain and simple. Therefore, my pipe will now taste like shwag, and I don't clean out a spoon until it is too clogged to pull a hit, so now I have to clean it thouroughly!

    Would this piss anyone else off, or am I just being too picky?
     
  2. no fuck that. i havent smoked shwag out of my bong yet... and i dont plan to. the only shit that has touched that bowl has been at least $45 a 8th. I would be shitty too if i worked to not have shitty weed TOUCH it, then some douche matches me with some shit and wrecks it lol
     
  3. Maybe a little picky, at least he smoked you up back. he shouldve packed maybe 2 bowls to even it out a little
     
  4. i believe i am correct in saying that schwag is actually spelled swag. it is an acronym(?) standing for Shit We All Got. the term originated during the vietnam war when soldiers were handed bags of stemmy seedy marijuana instead of tobacco because in southeast asia that is what was availible. correct me if im wrong but i believe im correct
     
  5. Yeah, kinda always wondered about that. Thought it was just a general slang term. It's cool that it's actually an acronym.
     
  6. Didnt know Mr.Wizard posted on the city. lol just fuckin around. But no seriously, settle down with the knowledge. i dunno where ur @, but its too late to be learnin here


    -lil high + drunk-
     
  7. sorry man just trying to figure out if anyone else knew this and if they did y we called it schwag insteasd of swag and im fucking dry so i have nothing better to do than to fuck with u stoned kids
     
  8. Hell yeah! I mean, little nugget of info appreciated, but too much late nite learnin is kinda a buzz kill!
     
  9. its 142 in the am where i am
     
  10. Probably because "swag" is more commonly used to refer to CDs/T-shirts/Posters, shit like that. At least that's how I use it. Schwag might be spelled wrong but it's phonetic (sic?).
     
  11. nah i think your over-reacting.. atleast he matched you..
     
  12. I am the exact same way. Nothing but chronic goes in my pieces. i have a metal bowl for those smokers who cant afford or chose not to get the chron.
     
  13. i think your dumb. your piece wont taste like sawg if one bowl of it was smoked in it. thats just being ignorant.
     
  14. Well, it DOES taste like swag now, so what am I being dumb and ignorant about?
     
  15. Just put a few bowls of dank or mids through it and you won't have that problem anymore :)
     
  16. I think it's "shwagg" thats how I know it. And its the principal of the thing, shwagg is for little kids. Im with you Linuxman
     
  17. Sounds like you're letting a very little thing get to you. Then again I've never really smoked "shwaggy shwagg". So it's got a few less hairs and crystals, at least your all smokin weed. And you can always pack a bowl of dank nugs afterwards. Anyone feel like posting a pic of extremely schwaggy schwag so I can get an idea of how crap it is?
     
  18. Clean your peice if you dont want it in there. Salt and rubbing alcohol....just like new.
     
  19. if your down for flavor jsut roll it > its just weed lol , so what if it aint top notch atleast he offered to throw some down. use that to get a buzz and throw you stuff in to get fully ripped . For me quality of weed dont matter as long as i get high of it lol its all good in my bowls
     
  20. Maby thats all the kid can get :rolleyes: one day he may have better shit than you so dont be to mad over him smoking with ya :smoke:

    Or
    Maby he knows you have good herb and wanted a real high :D :smoke:
    But i here ya on a pipe that never saw dirt weed,but a bowl or two will put it back the way it was :smoke:


    Next time keep a pipe for the shwagg smokers :D
     

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