no papers, but I want a joint....

Discussion in 'General' started by pepto1014, Mar 19, 2010.

  1. #1 pepto1014, Mar 19, 2010
    So, I let a friend of mine borrow my car and I totally spaced and forgot that all of my smoking stuff is still in my bag in my trunk from last night (minus my bud of course) I'm really in the mood to smoke a joint. I definitely don't want to smoke out of a can or bottle. Anyone know of any ideas? I would ideally like to hear of something I could use to roll a joint, if you know of anything. Please help, jonsin for some bud!! lol
     
  2. #2 th3_chr0nic, Mar 19, 2010
    Apple pipe or bike to gas station.
     
  3. #3 pepto1014, Mar 19, 2010
    no bike, and the gas station is like 10 miles away :( I hate my life! hahaha
     
  4. #4 ACole420, Mar 19, 2010
    Bible paper
     
  5. #5 Deleted member 97913, Mar 19, 2010
    my thoughts exactly
     
  6. #6 Stoogemeister, Mar 19, 2010
    smoke out of an apple fuck cans, fuck bible paper, and fuck joints too!

    or make some firecrackers, really really simple edibles that will get you blasted
     
  7. #7 pepto1014, Mar 19, 2010
    I've heard that, never thought it would actually work.... sounds sacrilegious... count me in! lol:hello:
     
  8. #8 Kooz, Mar 19, 2010
    Okay look, make a fist, and place the bud in the thumb and pointer finger. Close your first and at the end of your first (the pinky) start inhaling through it. Light the bud and inhale.

    Enjoy!
     
  9. #9 Ezav420, Mar 19, 2010
    wouldnt that like..burn your hand?
     
  10. #10 Funk96, Mar 19, 2010
    My friend smoked a joint that was rolled with printer paper.
    His eyes turned purple.
     
  11. #11 XjumpmanX, Mar 19, 2010
    the new wrigleys gum rapper. its perfect for rolling.

    or hot-knife it
     
  12. #12 adeline, Mar 19, 2010
    Use this, I've done it before, but you might need something to help it stick.
    (I used a tiny bit of glue stick, though it's not good for you.
    Try and use plain paper (no text) though, cause smoking the ink can be a bit nasty.

    Good luck.
     
  13. #13 pepto1014, Mar 19, 2010
    I couldn't find a bible in the house... go figure right. haha. But I did manage to find my old encyclopedias. Same paper as a bible and guess what.... :smoking::smoking::hello:

    Thanks for the input everyone
     
  14. #14 tyrone biggums, Mar 19, 2010

    yes. the great lawd jeeeeeeeeeeeSUSah has giving you the tools to defeat this turrible affliction of soberosity that has pllllaaaaagued you so thoroughly for every second of every minute of every hour of the last 2 hours of your life!

    now i ask you OP, look in to the pages of the good bookahh! tuuuuuurnah to the end my brother and you will find weaved within these blank pages a great salvation!

    edit: you don't have a bible?

    BURN THE WITCH!!!
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  15. #15 pepto1014, Mar 19, 2010
    LMAO! Hilarious! :hello: +rep
     
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  16. #16 SD1904, Mar 19, 2010
    This takes a while and a lot of work, but if you REALLY want a joint right now, if you got a cigarette just empty out all the tobacco, get a mechanical pencil, but take the lead out, and just pour the weed in the hollowed out cigarette, and use the pencil to pack it really tight. when you get to the top, pull of the filter and you can just stick a roach right there. takes a long time but if you really want a joint then there you go.
     
  17. #17 texastokindaily, Mar 19, 2010
    reciept paper
     

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