No lighter, i need help.

[quote name='"Pameluh"']So I have everything I need set up. My bong is ready and the bowl is packed but I don't have a lighter. I can't leave the house and theres no matches. I have a stove, but its electric. I'm pissed and I really wanna smoke right now lol, help me.[/quote]

Electrical outlets exist for a reason. So do toasters. Shove some paper in a toaster and tadaa. You have fire.

 

Why can't you leave? Have a homie bring one by and smoke em' a bowl. Or if you have someone that lives near you.

 

theres no other option. Any other option will probably result in u burning the house. Either look very good for a lighter or wait untill u get one.

 

matches work.

 

Roll up some paper and let it catch fire on the stove/toaster and quickly use it to light your bowl

 

Make some kind of torch device and light it by the stove Don't blame me though if you burn the house down lol.

 

Other than "stick paper in toaster/stove", the only thing I can think of is:
9V battery and some steel wool.

Don't blame me if you die, etc.

 

Op said he didnt have matches soo not sure if srs?


But really, use the tightly twisted up papertowel and toaster or oven/ stove coil trick, that or go find some candles...if you dont have candles, well, your clearly not prepared for disaster and you oughta be preppin not tokin hommie

 

I thought about that too but I seriously cannot see that being too healthy

 

I mean, that's a little safer than using a toaster/stove indoors. Just take it outside, light your piece of paper, light up, chill.

I prefer to smoke outside anyway.

 

I light bowls with my flame thrower

 

lol so you have no lighter..except a bigass grill lighter.

 

You need a lighter to light a candle.

 

laser vision bro.

 

If the sun's out...magnifying glass.

 

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerp

 

Grill lighters are the best when you use a tiny little chode spoon, lol