LOL. machete wielding ninjas? holy shit. Machete-Wielding 'Ninja' Attacks Boy in Wis. Woods - AOL News
EDIT: Yeah my friend dresses up as a ninja and goes on CR. He actually can kill you completely though, so it's fine.
Holy fuck.. no more walks in the woods for me. I don't know if I'll get slashed for trespassing or shot with an arrow for smoking pot, but I am no longer fucking around with ninjas man, they can have their trees, I just want my grass
haha ninjas!! i have competition now!! one time me and my buddies were smoking in unfamiliar wooded territory near campus, and i spotted a dude perched in a tree, dressed in camo and wielding an axe giving us the death stare for like 10 straight minutes lol....we all started yelling once they believed me and he just popped down, and walked away slowly, with the axe over his shoulder. he never said a word. creepy bastards.