lol made me think of this Whitest Kids U Know sketch [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJLPSU0a100]Squirrel - The Whitest Kids U'Know on IFC - YouTube[/ame]
That was funny, I've had cats do that do me when I throw trash in the dumpster late at night. Its worse when they are the large dumpsters with the sliding doors on the sides, the sliding door is right at face level and when you scare whatever is inside they tend to jump right at your face.
I'm 99% sure that I know the guy in the hat that the squirrel jumped at. Mind fuck. I don't know him well, but like I went to rehab with him, alcoholic.