Niko Bellic Is HOT! <3

Discussion in 'Gamer's Heartbeat' started by Spindles, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. ok maybe ive played this too much, at first i thought, wow, im high, but his accent, high cheekbones and the suits you buy from Persus :) i wish a cool russian gansta would date me (;

    What do you think?
     
  2. I want him to impregnate me.






    If only I didn't have these damn testicles
     
  3. Interesting...
     
  4. "Ill RIP YOUR FUCKINK HEART OUWT"

    He's so badass, I don't blame ladies for thinking hes sexy.
     
  5. Best GTA Protaganist so far.
     
  6. I think John Marston would fuck Niko's shit up. Niko can't use dead eye.
     
  7. I've been told I look like him numerous times. :eek:

    Probably just because I was wearing trackpants, worn down sneakers and a brown leather jacket though haha.
     

  8. are you russian :)?

    no way! marsden is from the olden day times, and has a wife and in the end he dies!

    niko is way better :) he has an accent.
     
  9. No but I have eastern european ancestry.
     

  10. same, im half german..

    ... What are you suggesting ;) heh?
     
  11. I'm suggesting the next generation should be 1 quarter German.

    jk. ;)
     

  12. oh really! ;) well, why are you joking if you wrote it lol?

    can you say "cousin" and "back in russia" really cool? :)
     
  13. I could but I'm Dutch and a Dutch accent sounds ridiculous in English. But a Russian accent is pretty easy to imitate.

    Here's how a Dutch accent sounds, not very appealing I suppose: :rolleyes:

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nljTtrXxaU]YouTube - Hans Teeuwen in London 14: Sing-a-long (Snelkookpan) and "Hans Teeuwen".[/ame]

    My English is prety much accentless though because I've taken a lot of English courses.
    Do you speak German or kept your German heritage alive in any way?
     
  14. Sheet sheet sheet CAUZIN!
     
  15. #15 Spindles, Jan 28, 2011
    Last edited by a moderator: Jan 28, 2011
    scheissen!

    (shit!). ;) haha no not really, i like coleslaw sometimes, although the mayonase is really sickening i find.

    dutch is cool :) so why is your name Johnny Cash?
     
  16. Because I was trying to think of a name and I decided to choose the first thing I read when I looked away from my computer, turned out to be a Johnny Cash cd. Could have ben much worse. If I did the same now I would have gotten natuurlijk mineraalwater.

    Mayonaise belongs on fries, it's the way God intended it. Silly Americans with your ketchup. Fries+ peanut sauce + mayonaise + chopped onions = God's will.
     
  17. i am going to try that! it sounds weird lol :) is peanut sauce peanut butter?
     
  18. Oh dear god no peanut butter would ruin it. You don't have peanut sauce in America? It has to be warm peanut sauce. Maybe you call it satay sauce, we sometimes call it that.

    Peanut sauce:
    Cooks.com - Recipe - Peanut Sauce

    How the hell did you become a prosperous nation and a world power when you don't even have peanut sauce? It's scandalous.

    This is what I'm talking about:
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  19. im not american :)

    mother fucker! you get to eat that!!! :) wow! whats it like with the munchies lol
     
  20. It's awesome munchie food combined with this:
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    or this:

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    ahhh deep fried molten cheese inside bread crumbs...
    Surefire way to kill yourself if you have too many but you'd die happy

    are you from the UK then?

    I don;t think I'v ever gotten off topic this much
     

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