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Newbie - questions with schwag smoking and firecrackers

Discussion in 'Beginner Cannabis Consumption & Tips' started by skinnydippingdi, Nov 12, 2010.

  1. #1 skinnydippingdi, Nov 12, 2010
    I'm a first timer for buying and consuming on my own. A friend gave me a bag of really dry green sticks about .5 to 1 cm long, seeds, and some powder, which I assume is leaves. Even though it's green it's still schwag, right? I first tried to smoke this in a pipe because I only wanted a little amount. However I just put the stuff in minus seeds and ended up inhaling a bunch of flaming sticks, which was awful.

    Later I made some firecrackers with nutella, which worked a little better.

    1) How do you smoke this stuff through a pipe without inhaling flaming sticks? Is a screen necessary? Should I give up and get some papers? I don't think I will be able to find a screen here.

    2) I'm looking forward primarily to the muscle relaxation effects and vasodilation due to a neuro problem. I didn't get much out of this either time, my eyes didn't redden or anything, but I got stupid. Not fun stupid either. Before when I've consumed bud with friends I've gotten mentally stimulated and also relaxed.

    I'm thinking I got poor quality stuff from what I've read on the forum. Can anyone confirm my suspicions? Is there a way of consumption that would help improve the effects?
     
  2. #2 Jbd, Nov 12, 2010
    If you're a new smoker/buyer, I would suggest buying some decent bud...What you got there is shit...idk what kinda friend gives you a bag of stems and seeds....you can smoke em if you want a raging headache and a burning throat. What you got is actually shittier than shit. My guess is he got himself a slice or two, smoked the good shit, and gave you the crap left behind.

    But yeah if you insist on using what he gave you, you dont have very many options. If you're gonna smoke out of a pipe grab a screen....or anything you have that will somewhat plug up the hole while still letting air through. If you're gonna pack a pipe anyway, to make sure you don't inhale stems, try to place the biggest pieces at the bottom, and work your way up, topping it off with the powdery stuff if you can.

    Dont roll it up, the stems will poke holes in your joint and make it suck ass...and it will be terrible.

    Firecrackers seem to be a good idea, youll need a lot but thats ok. Remember to grind everything up completely, even the stems. Dont use the seeds, theyll give you a headache. just throw them out.

    Oh. also the experience you had is because it was such a rough high...because you were smoking stems and seeds. You won't get a nice, mellow, relaxing high until you smoke some decent bud....

    umm what else. Yeah. go buy some real bud man. You're not gonna get a very good high off what you got there. Like you didn't even get schwag...you got someones leavings...
     
  3. #3 skinnydippingdi, Nov 12, 2010
    Thanks! I am definitely a newbie and will be looking for decent bud. I did not get any pleasure from smoking them or the firecracker, just tired, dumb, and a little relaxed. I'm still having the dumb feeling now almost 24 hours later, like it's hard to follow my own step by step cooking instructions :confused: This is definitely the most dominant effect.

    If this wasn't free I would be reevaluating the friendship....
     
  4. #4 Sunn, Nov 12, 2010
    Look at it this way, my friends would have to pay me to get me to smoke stems and seeds. And even then, I probably wouldn't do it.
     
  5. #5 lordvader, Nov 12, 2010
    plant the seeds. :D
     
  6. #6 skinnydippingdi, Nov 12, 2010
    The newbie is learning quickly the hard way. Thanks

     
  7. #7 dizzyelk, Nov 12, 2010
    If you can't find any screens for sale you might be able to get one out of a faucet. just unscrew the part where the water comes out.
     
  8. #8 skinnydippingdi, Nov 12, 2010
    Good idea, didn't think of that. I'll look for one in a hardware store, but I'm not smoking any more of this stuff. I feel awful still, hungover and stupid.

     

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