New Orleans

Id\' love to go there

Visit the graveyards... apparently they\'re so big they have street names.

 

What do you want to know about the Big Easy? I spent a couple of years there working and I make it down to the french quarter about twice a year.

Court of two Sisters restaurant off Royal Street is excellent.

Street hustlers will ask you \"Bet I know where you got yo shoes at, city and state?\" The correct answer is \"I got \'em right here on Buorbon Street, New Orlean, Lousiana\"

If you are going to throw beads at girls for showing their tits, try the balcony at the Cats Meow. And buy your beads anywhere else but on Bourbon Street to save a buck or two.

Try a walking haunted tour of the French Quarter.

To catch a smoke, step off of Bourbon street and walk a few feet down one of the side streets.

Try the hamburgers at the Clover Grill, but don\'t make a pass at the waitresses, they make the passes to the customer.

Two of my favorite bars are \'the Old Absinthe House\' and \'Lafitte\'s Blacksmith shop\'

anything else you wnat to know, just pm directly!

 

No you don\'t have to slip down a dark alley way, just step off the main drag a hundred feet or so and no one will say a word.

you may not have to throw beads but you will definately see plenty of boobs just walking around.

I forgot this one. Go see Big Al Carlson sing at the Funky Pirate. At close to 500 pounds he is still the best New Orleans Blues singer in town.

My wife also likes to go to the Farmers Market to shop.

There\'s a couple of head shops in the Quarter, one on St. Peter St. just around from the Catherderal at Jackson\'s square. Another on Decataur Street up from the farmers market. I\'ve never had a need but I\'ve heard that you can score a nug at the Decatuar street shop.

If you go down to the farmers market, just up a street or two is a Lapidary shop that sells rocks and minerals. They have good deals on jewelry sepecially if your bride likes colored stones. And there is a suer hot sex shop next door to it to check out, I believe its called The Second Skin.

Good Luck and congratulations on your marriage! And remember after you get married you get to have sex every night!! (but only for the first two days of marriage) LOL