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New Neighbor... guess what he does for a living!

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by nb790, Apr 7, 2011.

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  1. #1 nb790, Apr 7, 2011
    so i went home for dinner tonight.. was walkin upstairs, and my mom stops me as shes pulling clothes out of the dryer..
    her: "Did you see the new neighbor moved in?" with a smile on her face
    me: no, why?
    her: oh. guess what he does!
    me: what?
    her: hes the narcotics officer of the XX police department.. *smiling really big kinda giggling*
    me: hahaha oook. (she knows i smoke, weve talked about it numerous times, she just jokes around about it with me a lot)

    her: just for your information!! thought you should know ;) *she just walks away laughing*

    hahah.. so yeah.. my next door neighbor is a narc.. both me and his other next door neighbor on the other side of him blaze daily. welcome to the neighborhood!!:wave:
     
  2. #2 HighxLife, Apr 7, 2011
    lol you are so tight :(
     
  3. #3 krayzie94, Apr 7, 2011
    What are you waiting for? Go on over there and 'welcome him to the neighbourhood'. :D
     
  4. #4 HighxLife, Apr 7, 2011
    Dare you to welcome him into the building blazed haha :D
     
  5. #5 The Audion, Apr 7, 2011
    good thing weed isn't a narcotic.
     
  6. #6 BumbleBeeHive, Apr 7, 2011
    establish your badassness early, so he knows not to fuck with you. Stare at him intently anytime you guys are in eyesite of each other. Knock on his door , and walk away daily. Phsych his ass out. Take a shit on his car. Make him want to move the hell out of there .
     
  7. #7 HighxLife, Apr 7, 2011
    True but if the officers a ass he can cause problems if he wants
     
  8. #8 bloodhownd, Apr 7, 2011
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    Don't get caught



    and I hate your *old* signature
    *cause thats my name*
     
  9. #9 Sizzlechest, Apr 7, 2011
    You're screwed
     
  10. #10 Challenger426, Apr 7, 2011

    I'm quotin this in my list of quotes... This is fuggin awesome
     
  11. #11 Deathz, Apr 7, 2011
    Give him some brownies.
     
  12. #12 phire420, Apr 7, 2011
    I'm sure the last thing a Narcotics officer wants to do on his time off, is bust a young guy across the hall for smoking a little pot.

    My suggestions? Get ridiculously high, then go over there and meet the guy :cool:
     
  13. #13 jlear3, Apr 7, 2011
    Yeah I hear this is the proven best way to be a badass
     
  14. #14 LongBottomLeaf, Apr 7, 2011
    Depends who you ask....

    It seems like now-a-day there are 100 different definitions for "narcotic".

    The most common one today seems to be along the lines of "any prohibited drug," so under that definition, MJ would be a narcotic.

    However, I know where you are coming from on this for sure!

    Regardless, OP, just don't be stupid!!!
     
  15. #15 Bakedmagiii, Apr 7, 2011
    Good thing he's off duty at home ;)
     
  16. #16 narcissistic, Apr 7, 2011
    I also have

    1 street cop

    1 detective
    & 1 under cover narc on my lil street.

    I sure hope your new neighbor doesn't have/get a dog too

    [​IMG]




    'I am sooooo fucked.......YES?"
     
  17. #17 Colts, Apr 7, 2011
    Just go over and introduce yourself. He will be less likely to narc you if you knows you.
     
  18. #18 Shpongle, Apr 7, 2011
    Lol I called it before I opened this thread :D

    Have fun with your neighbor being a cop :bolt:
     
  19. #19 The Audion, Apr 7, 2011

    yea thats true i mean narcotic isn't a scientific term by any means. But personally I consider a narcotic to mean something with powerful sedative/analgesic properties (heroin morphine etc)
     
  20. #20 mumbles527, Apr 7, 2011
    Just slip an unmarked envelope with a Benjamin in it under his door every week and wink at him whenever you see him. You'll be fine!
     
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