New Moon is terrible.

Discussion in 'Movies' started by NGC224, May 25, 2010.

  1. #1 NGC224, May 25, 2010
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    I'm trying to watch it stoned, and I realize what a piece of crap it is.

    Why does he sparkle? Wttttfff. Vampires are supposed to fucking burn in the sunlight.

    EDIT: So I should give some backstory here. I went to the first one with a few women, one of which I was trying to get with (never happened). So last night out of impulse I decided to download and watch the second one. IT'S THE SAME FUCKING MOVIE! Here, let me explain:

    First movie:
    Girl:"We should date"
    Vampire:"No"
    Girl:"Why?"
    Vampire:"Cuz I'm a vampire"
    Girl:"Fuck"
    Vampire:"Yeah, kinda sucks. I might want to drink your blood at some point or somethin"
    Girl:"Makes sense"
    *time elapses*
    Vampire:"Okay, jk, let's date"
    Girl: "Yayz"
    THE END

    Second movie:
    Vampire:"Jk, we can't date anymore cuz I'm still a vampire"
    Girl:"Fuck"
    Vampire:"Yeah, cya l8r"
    *some elapsed time of girl depressed*
    Girl (to werewolf guy): "let's hang out"
    Werewolf: "K"
    Werewolf: "We should date"
    Girl: "Naw, still not over vampire dude"
    Werewolf: "Fuck"
    *A little time elapses*
    Girl: "K we should date I was just fuckin' with ya"
    Werewolf: "can't"
    Girl: "Why the fuck not"
    Werewolf: "Cuz I'm a fuckin werewolf. I might get pissed off and claw you or some shit"
    Girl: "Aw fuck"
    *some other shit happens with vampire and they get back together*
    Werewolf: "Aw fuck"
    Vampire: "Let's get married"
    THE END

    Same fuckin movie, twice. Unbelievable.
     
  2. #2 alisvltprpiis83, May 25, 2010
    Agreed.
    Real vampires don't sparkle.
    They seduce, terrify, and burst into flames when introduced to sunlight.
    Vampy Graphic Novel worth reading:
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    Vampy Graphic Novel not worth reading:
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  3. #3 overgrowray, May 25, 2010
    hahaha

    i've been lucky enough not to see any of that shit yet.
     
  4. #4 Filth Noir, May 27, 2010
    It was a good movie to take a lady too though :D

    I don't understand the magic behind twilight and chicks !..
     
  5. #5 alisvltprpiis83, May 27, 2010
    I am a female, and I can't stand those movies. I thought the first two books were okay, at least for teen readers, but the last two books and the movies make me want to throw up with their lameness.
     
  6. #6 deadtrend6, May 27, 2010
    this is what i think of that whole series.

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    seriously.

    a thousand year old guy stalks around a high school looking for poon.
    pedophile?
     
  7. #7 deadtrend6, May 27, 2010
    also.

    i truthfully believe the only true vampire movie i have seen was

    30 days of night

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvFDOs4Km4U]YouTube - 30 DAYS OF NIGHT - Now Playing[/ame]
     

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