I'm trying to watch it stoned, and I realize what a piece of crap it is. Why does he sparkle? Wttttfff. Vampires are supposed to fucking burn in the sunlight. EDIT: So I should give some backstory here. I went to the first one with a few women, one of which I was trying to get with (never happened). So last night out of impulse I decided to download and watch the second one. IT'S THE SAME FUCKING MOVIE! Here, let me explain: First movie: Girl:"We should date" Vampire:"No" Girl:"Why?" Vampire:"Cuz I'm a vampire" Girl:"Fuck" Vampire:"Yeah, kinda sucks. I might want to drink your blood at some point or somethin" Girl:"Makes sense" *time elapses* Vampire:"Okay, jk, let's date" Girl: "Yayz" THE END Second movie: Vampire:"Jk, we can't date anymore cuz I'm still a vampire" Girl:"Fuck" Vampire:"Yeah, cya l8r" *some elapsed time of girl depressed* Girl (to werewolf guy): "let's hang out" Werewolf: "K" Werewolf: "We should date" Girl: "Naw, still not over vampire dude" Werewolf: "Fuck" *A little time elapses* Girl: "K we should date I was just fuckin' with ya" Werewolf: "can't" Girl: "Why the fuck not" Werewolf: "Cuz I'm a fuckin werewolf. I might get pissed off and claw you or some shit" Girl: "Aw fuck" *some other shit happens with vampire and they get back together* Werewolf: "Aw fuck" Vampire: "Let's get married" THE END Same fuckin movie, twice. Unbelievable.