New gf

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by Blamazing, Oct 10, 2012.

  1. #1 Blamazing, Oct 10, 2012
    So I asked this chick to be my girlfriend two Saturdays ago and we still have yet to hangout. She's says she's got a lot going on and whatnot. She says she's free Friday so we were going to hangout then. I'm thinking its time I finally lose my virginity as well, been waiting for a sexy gf( I've had plenty of opportunities at parties just didn't want the one night stand) You guys think I'm rushing this? Obviously if she's not ready then it's a no go but I've never felt more ready.
     
  2. #2 Old School Smoker, Oct 10, 2012



    Why dont you two go roller skating? or have an ice cream cone together. Or go miniture golfing. Perhaps a play date at the park? LOLOLOLOL

    Sorry but you sound like bobby brady from the brady bunch lololol
     
  3. #3 Blamazing, Oct 10, 2012
    Haha I'm kinda a pussy like that but at least I don't smoke like a pussy.
     
  4. #4 Omega369, Oct 10, 2012
    No offense op, but it sounds like you need to grow bigger balls

    Be a man, do the right thing
     
  5. #5 WhiteyMctighty, Oct 10, 2012
    When mommy picks u up from the movies tell her u want to sit in the back seat with your girlfriend.
     
  6. #6 grownthisway, Oct 10, 2012
    You guys gunna take a J walk, or what?

    Do the right thing op, when she comes over, be a gentleman and pull out your sack.
     
  7. #7 Endless Rain, Oct 10, 2012
    you have a new girlfriend and you are already thinking and worrying about having sex? with that attitude you wont last that long bro. maybe wait a few weeks then start thinking about it. worry more about making her happy and developing a strong foundation for a healthy relationship.
    most girls ive known that have sex with a guy after the first date or a few are usually clingy and feel the need to get as close to a person as possible to feel comfortable, or they are either a little crazy of just slutty. either way, avoid doing it to early. not only might you scare her off, but it just wound be a good foundation for an early relationship
     
  8. #8 Crispy21, Oct 10, 2012

    Hahahahhaha:D
     
  9. #9 Digital Veil, Oct 10, 2012
    OP is classic.
     
  10. #10 ptownroll, Oct 10, 2012
    Sounds a lot like a middle school relationship lol
     
  11. #11 Digital Love, Oct 10, 2012
    Bring that bitch to hibachi. Bitches love hibachi.
     
  12. #12 HerbJedenTag, Oct 10, 2012

    Now what kind of sack are we talking about?
     
  13. #13 Joerusalem, Oct 10, 2012
    This makes decent bathroom reading...


    Fuck her op.
     
  14. #14 H4Boxer, Oct 10, 2012
    [quote name='"HerbJedenTag"']

    Now what kind of sack are we talking about?[/quote]

    3.5 son.

    After that sack, youll get her in the sack. The she will be sucking your botoxed ballsack.

    Smooth as eggs!
     
  15. #15 kuahiwi, Oct 10, 2012
    I didn't think you just asked a girl to be your girlfriend without hanging out? I thought the hanging out part came first, and then you decide if you can stand being around eachother.
     
  16. #16 Big Sexy, Oct 10, 2012
    Yeah idk breh! I like to have sex with a girl before i call her my GF. I mean would you buy a car without test driving it first?
     
  17. #17 grownthisway, Oct 11, 2012
    [quote name='"HerbJedenTag"']

    Now what kind of sack are we talking about?[/quote]

    Herb sack, of course! :smoke:
     
  18. #18 TheJack, Oct 11, 2012
    Yep, you definitely have to bang her hard a few times before you even bring up the girlfriend thing.
     

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