New Drugs For Women

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by chill out, Sep 13, 2003.

  1. D A M N I T O L
    Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full
    hours.


    ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
    Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
    unconscious for up to two days


    E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
    Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you
    of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they
    moved out.


    P E P T O B I M B O
    Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before
    an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and
    prevents conception.


    D U M B E R O L
    When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in
    enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

    F L I P I T O R
    Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and
    the urge to flip off other drivers.


    M E N I C I L L I N
    Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such
    lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person . Can we get naked
    now?"


    B U Y A G R A
    Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency,
    duration, and credit limit of spending spree.


    J A C K A S S P I R I N
    Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
    anniversary or phone number.


    A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
    A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to
    share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.


    N A G A M E T
    When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation level as
    nagging him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing
    it herself.
     
  2. hooray for peptobimbo ha ha
     
  3. LMAO!!!!!!!


    Those are great!!!!!
     

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