new blonde jokes

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Big Poppa Puff, Mar 22, 2002.

  1. A blonde walks into the auto parts store and asks the countermen for a seven ten cap.

    They ask what a seven ten cap is?

    She replies that she doesn't know, but its a cap that was always on the engine, but now its gone. So she needs a replacement.

    They said they have never heard of one but if she would describe it, they would try to find one.

    So the blonde says its about 3 1/2 inches in diameter and has the numbers 710 written on it.

    The guys ask her to draw it out.

    She starts drawing the circle and adds the numbers 710.

    The guys, as they see the drawing come to life upside down in front of them, say "You mean OIL not 710"

    "Oil Cap, 710 cap, I don't care just get me one and what's so damn funny anyway."
  2. Blonde Brain At Work

    A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. "Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know." So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time. "That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime." "No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."

  3. A blonde a red head and a brunette are in a boat 10 miles from shore when the boat springs a leak. they decide to swim for it....the redhead gets 2 miles, gets really tired but keeps going....she gets another mile and drowns.....the brunette gets 5 miles, gets really tired and decides to keep going....she gets another mile and drowns...the blonde, strongest swimmer of the bunch, swimms 8 miles, gets really tired and decides to keep going...she gets another mile and is reallly really she decides to turn back
  4. this isn't a blond joke but a yo mama dis:

    yo mamma so old i told her to act her age and the bitch died on me.
  5. lmfao i luv that one
  6. LMFAO at the whole bunch of ya's!
  7. A Blonde,Red-head, and Brunette enter a marathon Breast-stroke race from the Mainland to Catalina Island. After 14 hrs. the Red-head emerges out of the water 1st. After 14 3/4 hrs. the Brunette wades ashore. Everybody is very concern until an hr. later when the Blonde finally struggles out of the surf. As she is being toweled dry she say's " I don't want to sound like a poor looser, but I'm sure those other girls were using their ARMS!" LOL :smoke:
  8. 2 quick one liners off the top of my head

    Hows the blonde like her eggs?

    Whats the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
    Dress and head home

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