never take a shit

Discussion in 'General' started by RUFFLZ, Jan 31, 2012.

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  1. #1 RUFFLZ, Jan 31, 2012
    whenever im high i NEVER take a shit. ive smoked for about 6 months and ive never ever shit when im high. is there something to explain it lol
     
  2. #2 smoke em out, Jan 31, 2012
    Jesus.
     
  3. #3 bongtokes6200, Jan 31, 2012
    Why don't you wait till you have to poop, go smoke real quick, then go poop and play temple run while on the throne..
    Girls to don't poop(; but this is what i suggest.
     
  4. #4 mydaddyatemyeye, Jan 31, 2012
    you should.

    it will change your life.
     
  5. #5 MaxAmmo, Jan 31, 2012
    Wtf?

    You're missing out.

    Orgasms on weed is 1000 times better, shits are no different.
     
  6. #6 JamestheFreak, Jan 31, 2012
    Pissing when high is way better.
     
  7. #7 RUFFLZ, Jan 31, 2012

    i think ive had to take a dump and ive smoked and then i think i just forget about it. when im sober i have the bladder of an ant but when im high i dont really have to pee that often.


    just force one out? haha
     
  8. #8 Santeria420, Jan 31, 2012
    I miss the awesome feeling of puffing on a joint while squeezing out a fat nasty shit
     
  9. #9 Amped, Jan 31, 2012
    Exact opposite of my thread oh ma gaaawd :smoke:
     
  10. #10 illadelphin, Jan 31, 2012
    i poop at least 2-3 times a day. i'm high at least 1-2 times a day... they overlap.
     
  11. #11 mydaddyatemyeye, Jan 31, 2012

    solution: pick one day (preferably a whole weekend) and make sure you aren't sober the entire time. eventually you'll have to take a shit and then you'll know the true power of the defecation while under intoxication. :bongin:
     
  12. #12 smokeyeyes12, Jan 31, 2012
    I take a bong hit then a long shit.
     
  13. #13 RUFFLZ, Jan 31, 2012

    ill try it haha im usually high from 5pm-sleep on the weekends. but ill try and make a special effort this weekend lol
    maybe its like when people sleep they cant shit. when i get high i cant shit
     
  14. #14 JesusGotBaked, Jan 31, 2012
    Shitting always feels better high...
     
  15. #15 MaxAmmo, Jan 31, 2012

    Eh, drunk pisses are orgasms in itself....
     
  16. #16 voorhee, Jan 31, 2012
    I never fart...
    True story.
     
  17. #17 Autechra, Jan 31, 2012
    Goddamn, what is with all these shit related threads? 3 in the past hour lol.
     
  18. #18 simpo28, Jan 31, 2012
    I'm the same dude, If I'm high I'll need to take a shit, nevfer crippling mahoosive shits, just a shit.

    But come toilet time, sphincter says no! My ass just refuses to play ball.

    Dunno why, only ever done it when I've only just got high for the first time in a sesh, then it's fucking awesome.
     
  19. #19 Vinyard, Jan 31, 2012
    I love shitting stoned, it's like I'm king of the castle.
     
  20. #20 Shroom of Doom, Jan 31, 2012
    Damn. That rhymed.
     
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