never-ending story

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Muffy, Apr 14, 2002.

  1. It took them forever because to get here because they had to go to drug group first ;)
     
  2. KronosX and MeanGreen finally returned with the ill chronic, and packed a 2 pound giganto-bowl.
     
  3. And all the Blades at Grasscity took a toke, and shouted, Happy,Happy,Joy,Joy!!
     
  4. As there minds faded into a spinning faded oblivion the cresendo of music went though the air and the grasscity blades were content.
     
  5. Next thing we know critter has passed out cuz he has had to much weed !!! :p

    Mickey.T
     
  6. meanwhile, back at the party there seemed not to be a dimebag of weed left after the first ten minutes of smoking. I cried...
     
  7. Time to resupply, let's raid the Govt. farm in Miss.!! And only leave enough for the medical user's they supply!!
     
  8. First we would need weapons.
     
  9. then we need coordination
     
  10. All the grasscity members got suited up with bullet proof vests and assault rifles and prepared to storm the farm.
     
  11. Then realized they were too stoned and Peaceful to use weapons, and instead planned a diversion.
     
  12. leaving cowboy for dead, elementxero and kronosx storm the fields, leaving only cashed bowls and dead bodies in their wake.
     
  13. KronosX then threw a molitov cocktail into the security tower burning all the guards alive. Once they cooled down, he rolled them into a blunt so that he and elementxero could smoke the ashes and become all powerful.
     
  14. Only to later find out they raided the wrong farm. "Those were all salvia plants" cowboy whispered to meangreen. So then cowboy and meangreen raided the Northern Lights section of the field.
     
  15. Stopping for a moment, elementxero took out a Newport and stole satisfisors power. NOW HE HAS THE POWER.
     
  16. Fuming with their newfound power KronosX and ElementXero could not stop their. With fire in his eyes KronosX ran to the section of the field under a shroud with a "danger" sign next to it. He pulled out the Mexican Crazy Weed, sprinkled on a little PCP and some crystal meth and began smoking it with ElementXero.
     
  17. meanwhile meangreen and cowboy took the no. lights bud back to the Blades at the CITY
     
  18. Thats when the drugs took hold. Color exploded from everything, baffling and angering elementxero. Caught off guard by the potency of the PCP, he started to scream. Clutching his Desert Eagle .50 semi-automatic underneath his shirt, and horribly enraged, elementxero's hallucinations began. Seeing FBI and SWAT crew everywhere, he dove under a bail of Salvia, took aim and fired kill shot after kill shot, unknowingly murdering his fellow grasscity members. His rage unrelenting and his aim true, the members knew something drastic had to be done.
     
  19. KronosX having smoked hit for hit with ElementXero was unable to control himself. Higher than the sky, he saw ElementXero in trouble and came to his aide. With his sawed off shotgun he ducked and rolled towards his comrade. Aiming over the bail he began to squeeze off round after round spraying the hectic and screaming croud.
     
  20. cowboy then whipped out the answer to the drug-crazed duo, Mellow-out Marijauna Mace, and sprayed them down turning their delusions into a nice mellow high.
     

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