looked to the left and god appeared, satan and god were about to have a smoke off!!!! god started up ...
as one of the demons hands Satan the biggest, baddest bong ever made. So Satan grabs it and ... Puff, Puff, Pass!
.....fills it with the best weed you can get in Hell...him and God both take some rips off of the bong. They're feeling pretty good when God said 'I bet my weed is better than yours, jerkoff!' Satan got really pissed off and handed him the bong 'Fill it then!'.....
So good grabs the most greenest,stinkiest, stickiest, THC ridden hydro ever produced by...anyone(I mean he is god, he can do this). Just the shear sight and smell of the weed got some of the angels chillin' in the corner high. He places just a pinch of it in the bowl and ....(ok, your turn) Puff, Puff, Pass!