My neighbors dogs will not shut the fuck up, I've talked to them about it and all they say is we can't control them while we are at work. I tried explaining I work late in the day and I can not get my sleep for my job while their dogs are fucking barking non stop. They just shrugged it off. I don't know what to do, I have a terrible cold right now and these animals are not helping one bit. My head hurts all the time because of these dogs. It's a little tiny bitchy yappy fucking dog and a big dog so woohoo best of both worlds! I am ready to go postal and kick some doggy ass but I know that would not be a good idea. Any suggestions? I also have two dogs of my own, a german shepard and a daschund(aka weiner dog) and my boys are trained not to do that shit, and it was not hard to teach them not to. I don't get why these people can't just train their dog.
tell them you will unleash your dogs in their backyard while they are at work if they don't shut those god damn muts up.
I should unleash my dog on them, my shepard would fuck them up. but they keep their dogs inside during the day, and they are still that loud Heres my boy.
Feed them chocolate. It's cheaper than cyanide. Fuck people that can't keep there shit in line. Feel better!
Offer to train their dogs for them, man. Just a little extra effort on your off time might be a really easy way to diffuse the situation. If they turn it down, ask them to hire someone to train the dogs not to bark. If they turn that down, start calling in the noise complaints.
Yea I should. My girl trains dogs as her profession that is why mine are so good. My shepard would climb a fuckin tree if I told it to . (just an example, he would not really do that.) I'll offer them training when they get home, for free.
that's all you really can do. It pisses me off when neighbor's have loud ass dogs. but if you think about it, they can't really just go out there and be like, "hey dogs! Be quiet!" lol so it's either kill em or train em. Both are free.....it's your choice haha
Whatever you do, don't hurt the dogs....they're just doing what dogs do...not their fault their owners haven't trained them. I would suggest calling your local animal control or even the police....if you are within city limits, I'm sure there's a sound ordinance...that would be your best bet....if not, then wait until they are trying to sleep every night and take your dogs out to make some noise....see how they like that....if they don't wanna cooperate, then I say tit for tat...give em a taste of their own medicine
animals controls normaly works or late at nigth while their sleeping have your dog bark up a storm all nigth long and if they come to your door be sorry i cant control my dog asshole!
Now I didn't read your post but your title but I still have a great idea/story for you. When I was about 12 my brother and I would dig a hole at the fence for our neighbors obnoxious weenie dog to get into our yard. We figured his directional barking was merely a representation for his alluring need to be over the fence. We didn't know what we were going to do with him once he got over to our side of the fence. Now don't get me wrong, these neighbors had kids our age and we 'played' with them as kids. I'm just going to assume your neighbors dog is a tiny piece of shit smaller than a large house cat. Soooo... you need to dig a hole under the fence and put it in your garage till it settles down and then feed it peanut butter and send it on it's way after a couple hours with some peanut butter in it's mouth. Then fill the hole of course making it look extremely suspicious.
im sure at one time my neighbour felt the same way about me getting roosters..... im sure he'd have wished i'd got rid of them,, he asked many times,,,, i got them because he called the fire-department on me,,, just to see ah t thier reaction time was,,,, needless to say ,, he has moved OUT... i'd suggest getting about 4 roosters,,, and a peacock.... and keep them in pens,,, and be louder than your neighbour,,,
i have the same problem with my neighbors fuckin German Shepards. they leave em outside all day and night and they fuckin bark non-stop. i had to start wearing earplugs when i was sleeping. so now whenever they r outside working in their garden i crank up some eminem or other rappers that PISSS them off. they dont like it very much. i told them id stop when they shut their dogs the fuck up
That sucks dude, German shepards are so smart and easy to train too. Must be some lazy ass fuckers if they can't keep those dogs in line.
I've had this problem with barking dogs. People that aren't responsible for their animals should not have them. But they do, so call amimal control and complain. If you're within city limits they MAY do something about it. I know the courts handle dogs at large, I don't know about noise. This kind of shit can drive you crazy!
if you harm those dogs youre goin straight to hell cant you complain about that kinda bullshit to the cops or something?
