Ok so not sure what just happened but.. Wife is gone for her weekend in jail, 4 more until shes done. Between work, life, etc. not much adult time, so tonight I decide to stream some porn. Now our front window is next to the couch and we live upstairs, which the stairs go right past our window. Usually keep the blinds tipped down so sun can come in but block most of the window. My wife had opened them just a bit more today I guess and I didnt notice as my porch light is off and was watching porn in a dark room. I smoked a bowl before, I notice a flicker of red out the window and just think its my tired eyes so I keep going so I can finish and go to bed. The scene changes and the screen goes dark again for just a second. This time I glance over and sure as shit I swear I see a head with long hair but its too dark to tell for sure. I blow it off thinking I'm being paranoid. Its freakin 230 am after all and I know my neighbors dont stay up late. So I continue for about another 10 minutes but keep glancing over. Finally see the glow, its a cigarette! Thats when I notice the blinds cracked more then they usually are. I decided to finish quick and slowly grab the remote and turn the tv off... I see her dark outline now. She still was smoking and sitting on the damn stairs! I honestly would never cheat but I thought to myself the first time I saw it, 'who cares, let 'em watch'. Just bullying the paranoid feelings. But now.. I kinda am turned on by it. Shes not hot and also married, but still. She had to have been able to see my face and all. As much as I kept glancing over, she had to see me looking. Damn what a fucked up high now.
I think you just saw a ghost my freind, seriously look at what you said, who watches some one wank off at 2 in the morning and just stands there, wtf dude?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i would of stared her in the face while i ejaculated all over the place then put my cock away, sling my waistband forward and make it slap against my stamach making a slap noise all the while never breaking eye contact then just get up and walk away
Hahaha that's funny shit man.You should have peed on his head out the window if at all possible.I know I would of. Hey what if it was a dude with long hair.That's what I thought.Even if it was a girl that's still funny man.Damn reminds me of that guy on King of the hill Boomhower(?). Got that dang ciggaerete in ya dog gawn mouth uh.
It's a 4plex, 2 bottom units and 2 on top. The only neighbor is another couple, HE is balding and she has shoulder length. Once my tv was off, the street lights gave enough light to see the outlines pretty good. There's patio chairs on our front "patio" area so why she was sitting on the top step makes me wonder too. I don't want to ask just in case I'm wrong, but I'm 99% sure it was her. Just so you can understand what I mean, here's a pic similar to our place and you can see how the stairs go sideways right by our living room window, except our stairs are right against the building.
....... chain smoking while watching your stroke your dick? talk about oral fixation. all she wanted to do was suck you off!
You were probably just paranoid and she just went out to smoke cigarette. She's probably wondering why your fapping in a lit room at 2 a.m occasionally glancing over at her with a look of terror in your face.
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LOL damn op! I guess wank off at the same time tonight and see if she comes to watch the show. If so maybe you can start an erotic little game.
You know what you gotta do now don't you? You gotta confront her, and tell her that now she has to return the favor. She's gotta finger herself for you now while you smoke and watch through the window. Beatin aint cheatin. Even if there's another person there.