I'm a 21 year old female, 140 pounds, and don't smoke very often. A bit ago, I smoked a couple of hits every night for about four or five days, hadn't smoked for about a month before that, and found out I had a drug test two weeks later. Is there any chance I can pass? I run at least two miles a day, it's just a urine test, but I'm just wondering.
Hold on a minute! I can feel something! It is fuckin' massive! I...Just need to...Reach out...And harness this unimaginable POWER!! And I fuckin' harness that shit! Like a fuckin' boss! No, is the answer you seek, child...No you will not pass, but what will happen is far more surprising! I lied, it isn't more surprising, you'll fail...But uh, I don't go around harnessing unimaginable power all the time, ya feel me? It takes a lot to reach out and grab shit like a fuckin' boss, so I'm gonna need $23.92 and another charge of $4.57 for...Shit.