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need to pass a drug test

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by kasskush, Dec 21, 2010.

  1. #1 kasskush, Dec 21, 2010
    I' m 5'2 and i'm around 100 to 110 pounds. I smoke everyday and I just went to a job interview and i need to pass a drug test in about a week. I need some helping info to get thc out of my system.
     
  2. #2 CaribouLou, Dec 21, 2010
    aight.. all you gotta do as take an water bottle full of water and a gelatin called certo. you can buy it at safeway for 2-3 bucks. mix it together and drink it 10-15 minuets before your test. its never failed for me.
     
  3. #3 Metropolis, Dec 21, 2010
    I've tried most of these "Homebrew Methods"
    I'm sure 99% don't work.
    Either you take the test and Fail.
    Get someone to take it for you.
    Bing a bottle of piss with you (I know it's gross).
    Then pour that in the cup.
    It must be clean obviously.
    Good luck!
     
  4. #4 Blaze518, Dec 21, 2010
    no worrys, have a clean friend get piss ina visine bottle or anything like that size and put it under your nuts, when u need to take the test just take it our and there you go, its worked for me 5+ times, the last drug test i took i was high:D haha good luck.
     
  5. #5 iThink, Dec 22, 2010

    Dude do not try any bullshit method like drinking vinegar, drinking gelatin, drinking bleach, taking niacin, chugging water the days before the test, etc.

    The sketchiest way to pass with your own pee is by drinking lots of water THE DAY OF the test and peeing a bunch of times while taking B and C vitamins the day before and of the test which make your pee yellow. What this does is make your urine extremely diluted but keeps it yellow to reduce suspicion of dilution. This does not always work though, so use it as a last resort.

    The best way is to bring a bottle of someone else's pee or buy synthetic urine which is sold at many headshops.

    Please listen to me because there are ridiculous amounts of bullshit circulating about how to pass drug tests.
     

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