Well, my friend had a bong that he accidentally knocked over last night. Broke the stem right off His name was jack the ripper.
my bongs have been named... in order from past to present.. franklin, poseidon, kurt, obi wan, scorpio, tenacious B, darth malaka, and my current one is ron burgandy as soon as you get a piece smoke a bowl out of it, the first name that comes to mind is his name.. thats our ritual.. we take our bong naming seriously where I am from.