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Need some help :S

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by ChrissyChronic, May 9, 2011.

  1. #1 ChrissyChronic, May 9, 2011
    Last edited: May 9, 2011
    nevermind close this thread thankskbye.........
     
  2. #2 DDV, May 9, 2011
    uhh..
     
  3. #3 ChrissyChronic, May 9, 2011
    Last edited: May 9, 2011
    Ilikeurdick<3
     
  4. #4 DDV, May 9, 2011
    Alright, why don't you just go and get the package before your parents do?
     
  5. #5 athensman, May 9, 2011
    Maybe a vase? ...buy one that looks like crystal, but is cheap, and pass it off as a super late mothers day present? haha idk.

    Lamp...? hmm. idk.
     
  6. #6 DDV, May 9, 2011
    I guess OP gave up? :laughing:
     
  7. #7 ChrissyChronic, May 9, 2011
    i work fulltime and i also live with snooty siblings that open my shit... i mean im just gonna tell my parents hey i have a package coming just put it in my room if im not here... i guess oh well if they open it ill just fuck a donkey
     
  8. #8 ChrissyChronic, May 9, 2011
    yeah i was thinking a lamp hahah
     
  9. #9 DDV, May 9, 2011
    Aren't you over 18? And I don't want to sound like an asshole or anything.. but why'd you order it in the first place if you weren't sure how to handle it with your parents? :confused:
     
  10. #10 Dark Blue Dank, May 9, 2011
    Whats this about you liking dick?
     
  11. #11 Cheebaguy, May 9, 2011
    When it comes just say its something you saw In a magazine and ordered it as a Xmas present. That way they can't ask what it is and u got till Xmas to scope out something a similar size to the box. Sorted.
     
  12. #12 ChrissyChronic, May 9, 2011

    thanks man i think thats what ill do :)
     
  13. #13 ChrissyChronic, May 9, 2011

    na man i feel you on being a little confused my situation is fucking gay ahah but im just gonna go for it i mean if they open it ill say hey umm it says my name on it does that mean you can open it? so if they do open it oh well im 18 and im off parole so u can kick me out (which they wont) and yeh
     
  14. #14 Cheebaguy, May 9, 2011
    If they open it just act pleased it's here, angry they opened it ("what the fuck - it was a Xmas present - how dare you!" that kinda thing) then shocked when they say what it is. Just say "that's not what I ordered, I got something for mom for Xmas" that way you still don't have to say what it should've been. If they push just make up some shit about it should've been a glass tree or something.
     
  15. #15 ChrissyChronic, May 9, 2011

    thanks again man :) sounds like a good plan
     
  16. #16 RetarrrdedTexas, May 9, 2011
    lol the fact that your this paranoid even before it arrives says good things ;)

    good luck bro.. or sista whatever...username is misleading.. either way, yeah the paranoia is a good thing, call it a friend, a best friend even.
     
  17. #17 Cheebaguy, May 9, 2011
    Tell em it was Osama bin ladens bong and u bought it off eBay as an investment!
     

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