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Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by leakie leak, Sep 28, 2010.

  1. #1 leakie leak, Sep 28, 2010
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    alright , ive been smoking heavily (8-10) times a day for the last year roughly.. i now need to get clean i have about 4 day's. i weigh about 109 pounds and have consumed nothing but ramen , coffee , niacin and water . . any tips to help me pass a urine analysis floating out there in the city? . . its for a job if that help's.
    --edit , ( ive also started running 2 miles a day)
    - i know threads like this come along everyday so all input is welcomed.
     
  2. #2 kazaweed, Sep 28, 2010
    Sorry dude your fucked lol
     
  3. #3 Dr_Bong, Sep 28, 2010
    Yeah that's going to be tough to beat man... I've heard cranberry juice helps too, and you could try one of those detox kits they sell at headshops, though they don't always work.
     
  4. #4 leakie leak, Sep 28, 2010


    - thank you for bluntly stating the obvious , i am however attempting to be just a little bit more optimistic than that.
     
  5. #5 4_2_0, Sep 28, 2010

    In this situation, you can have either 1 of the following, not both:

    1.) Truth
    2.) Optimism


    Seems to me that you got the truth





    Just sayin'
     
  6. #6 imadamnlegend, Sep 28, 2010
    Dude your gonna have to dilute.

    When you piss in your bottle simply take some hot water from the tap and add it in... (Or buy fake piss)

    :smoke:
     
  7. #7 MisterNatural, Sep 28, 2010
    You won't get clean in four days no matter what you do. Your only choices are synthetic urine, smuggle in clean urine from someone else, or take your chances with a detox kit. Assuming you're female (109 lbs. ??), if you take someone elses urine, make sure it's from a female. Good luck!

    EDIT - how long since you last smoked?
     
  8. #8 dexdurr, Sep 28, 2010
    smuggle a bag of someones clean pee. lol the detox drinks work but be prepared to take a massive shit after drinking and Feel like your bladder is going to explode while you wait to take your test... i had to sit in court for 3 hours like this.
     
  9. #9 M i k e, Sep 28, 2010
    That's called being delusional--not optimistic.
     
  10. #10 leakie leak, Sep 29, 2010

    dude , im a dude..


    alright , ill give u that.

    - thanks for the input , someone out there wish me some luck . .
     
  11. #11 OscarZetaAcosta, Sep 29, 2010
    Good luck, but dude...you're more than likely screwed.:smoking:
     
  12. #12 skimpenguin, Sep 29, 2010
    i did it in 5 days smoking just as much as you and weighing 120.
    Niacin and water
     
  13. #13 JustinCredible, Sep 29, 2010
    good luck. try that ^
     
  14. #14 Haze720, Sep 29, 2010
    I'm pretty sure your local headshop has some shitt help clear you out. I'm pretty sure it'll cost you tho.
     
  15. #15 leakie leak, Sep 29, 2010
    well i changed up a little ,

    my plan is now .. niacin , (1000 mg a day)

    AND A SHIT TON OF VODKA AND WATER.
     
  16. #16 Dankydank182, Sep 29, 2010
    You could rather buy a detox kit (like everyone else was saying), drink water, cranberry juice, whatever, and those pills, but i forgot what they were callled. OR you can buy synthetic urine if you want to be extra sure.
     
  17. #17 purplenuggets, Sep 29, 2010
    It's pretty much physically impossible to pass, man. I would look into a substitute; it's not hard to pull the old switcheroo if it's for a job.
     

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