Wait until she poops. Then when she isn't looking, poop into her butt. Then she will be confused because she has to poop again even though she already pooped. IT'S BRILLIANT!!!!!
1. get a picture from her facebook 2. photoshop her picture onto a picture of a naked womans body 3. make fake fb profile account in her name 4. give out her number to all guys that message her 5. request dick pics on the fake FB account 6.????? 7. Accomplish nothing
Tell the FBI that you heard a highly likely rumor that she is counterfeiting banknotes. She'll have quite the explaining to do.
Go in her house and poop in the upper part of the toilet (under the back part) it will rot and smell horrible and they will never find it
You wrote a comment just to tell him that? He doesn't need it, no. But it's still perfectly fine English.