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need help with getting a mmj card.

Discussion in 'Medical Marijuana Usage and Applications' started by Deleted member 174564, May 6, 2009.

  1. hello,

    Im 19 and i live in chula vista, California. I have insomnia, depression and anxiety. and i have no medical records stating that i do.
    what would i need to do in order to get a mmj card ?

    I've smoke with my friends and it helped me even days after i smoked.
    it helps me sleep and calms me and the next day i feel like i can talk to anyone.


    can someone point in the right direction.

    how would i get one in the situation that im in ?


    thank you. :)
     
  2. Ask Willie Nelson :)....Probly go and get cancer or lots of body pain check ups
     
  3. you can set up an appointment witha local cannabis doctor and talk to them about what you have been going through medically, they will prolly have tests and such done by others in order to be sure you are telling the truth so they arnt giving a kid a mmj for nothing. just be straight up with them dont lie or nothing be honest and that way they can make an accurate prescription
     
  4. Next time, when you think you're being funny, just stop...OK?



    NOw then...

     
  5. The man was asking a legit question. Your reply was not.
    FG
     
  6. Gold, in a regular forum, that remark would be in poor taste. In a medical forum...........



    Granny
     

  7. Grow up.
     
  8. I didn't have to show no medical records to get my recommendation, I got mine from patient ID center in Oakland. I just walked in...payed the fee...doctor seen me...asked what my problem was... I told him migraines...and he wrote my recommendation...I went got my card...got my meds...and drove happier than a clown all the way home...I had to drive from Fresno, which is about three hours.

    That's how easy it is, you don't need no medical records there.

    Good luck.
     
  9. Every one is so pms tonight, Someone need to smoke a bowl...Learn to take a joke, I dunno why you would pay so much for a mj card..after all the fake doctor visits it be like 500$ once you pay the fee for the card and all that.. Unless you like smoking in public...
     
  10. Exactly, just pick any thing you think weed might help with, say you have that, pay the fee, and you got yourself the card.
     

  11. This is a serious forum for serious issues and questions - we tend not to joke around, especially when people want real answers.

    Next time you'll know that and maybe then you won't get like 10,000 negative reputations.

    Except that you're going to get more for that stupid comment.


    On second thought, either contribute something useful or go hang out in apprentice tokers to spread your wisdom.
    :(
     
  12. Just a question....Does Neg rep make your stash grow??
     
  13. Gold, you have already proved you are a fool. Now we can see that you are also uneducated when it comes to the prices of getting a California recommendation. It should run under $200 for the initial doctor's visit. County cards are optional, and cost far less than the $300+ you seem to believe it does.

    We get "legal" so we lessen our chances for being arrested for using a herbal medicine for our illnesses. The doctors are as real as any other doctor or specialist- if they were "fake"- they would be in jail for practicing medicine without a license.

    And as for that sexist "PMS" remark- (A) most of those who responded are male- it does not apply to them. and (B) I am post-menopausal- so it also doesn't apply to me. To whom were you speaking? And "lighten up"? We have people dying and suffering here! Do you understand that we are talking about MEDICINE, PAIN and SAVING OUR LIVES in this forum?


    Exactly why are you here in a medical forum?



    Granny
     
  14. ^^^^ I agree,
    Poned - getting your ass whoped by anyone who is better than you, causing disgrace and/or shame. Basically sucking. - "UrbanDictionary"
     
  15. Yup..
    OP, you live in California...that and money are all you need to be qualified.
    You will laugh at how disgustingly easy the process is afterwards.
     

  16. well Oaklands a DGAF city man thats like the first EVER city to start the medical clinics in the US im sure they hand those things out like candy. to them its nothing but to other places you do need proof with records you cant just walk up in there thinking your the shiett cuz youll get denied so fast. but WildWillys simple steps is perfect if you follow those steps nothing can deny you

    but im sure it was worth the drive ehhh :)))
     

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