need an excuse to go straight to sex and skip the blow job (why though)? Oral Sex Can Add to HPV Cancer Risk - TIME
Ive always wondered if this is just a scientist proveing a reason to use really shitty pickup lines at the bar. "You know Im a scientist.... And My semen cures your illness's"
Hahaha, you should definitely carry around this article and wear glasses to the bar and read it to the women. GET SOME.
Tell her condoms are illegal now. If she asks why just say the government said so. Works for everything else.