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Need Advice To Pass Test -- desperate

Discussion in 'Cannabis Consumption Q&A & Tips' started by owlman76, Jun 21, 2017.

  1. #1 owlman76, Jun 21, 2017
    Hello,
    First let me apologize, I know there is a sticky for this but I also notice a lot of people don't get answered in that sticky.

    I was a moderate user, I probably smoked a bowl or two 2 or 3 days a week for quite some time straight.

    My friend recently got a new job and asked if I'd like him to refer me to the company.... I stopped smoking on that exact day. It has been exactly 2 weeks today and I have my test in about 40 hours.

    I am 6'3" 265 lbs and have been off and on active at the gym over the last year, my wife makes me go 2-3 days a week but these past couple weeks we haven't gone too much because we were packing up our apartment and just moved a couple days ago.

    Well how fast can the employment process move I thought?!

    Literally the day after my friend told me about it I had a phone interview.... 9 days later an in person interview.... and then yesterday they called and offered me the job.

    This is basically a dream situation/job for the moment and I absolutely cannot afford to lose it. I even already put in my notice with my current employer

    I have been taking cranberry pills multiple times daily and drinking lots of fluids.

    This afternoon to give myself some peace of mind I took a home test.... And it came back as Preliminary Positive for THC (so much for peace of mind) This caused me to start to panic and research.

    I ran out and purchased 2 more tests, each a diff brand, B complex pills, creatine, 5 hour energy.

    I have been reading all evening and found a lot of people say just pound water and gatorade, take a bunch of b complex and creatine and even take a 5 hour energy (heavy in b12) a couple hours before the test.

    I am just so totally caught of guard at how insanely fast the process moved for this job, even quitting cold when I learned about the job I just haven't had enough time.


    What is your advice. What is my best bet here.... I AM NOT substituting.

    I was going to get up extra early tomorrow and pea so that I can slam fluids and a fruit/veggie smoothy and then take a test 2 hours later to see what it looks like.

    Please no trolls, I am desperate for help
     
  2. #2 Allofthemtaken, Jun 21, 2017
    Just go buy a quick fix synthetic urine kit, or you should have ordered real urine online, it comes dried. Pounding water and Gatorade mate can still cause a fail. I'd go buy a kit right now.
     
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  3. #3 Dr. Natty Light, Jun 21, 2017
    If you substitute, DON'T be like me.

    Had 3 times where I thought I was going to be tested, had piss at a perfect temperature around 100, would be 97 or 98 by the time I finished up and gave it to the associate. Went in for my REAL test, didn't use a handwarmer because I was being dumb, piss was 96 when I poured it in, about 92-91 when "I put my dick up". Figured it'd be cool, but the lady wouldn't accept it (and I pointed out that the test said it could be 90-100 and she said it had to be 98 degrees. How the hell is 60ml of liquid in a room with an ambient temperature of 70 degrees supposed to stay at it's initial temperature for 60 seconds minimum? Was seconds away from dropping a thermodynamics lecture on her ass, but all in all I knew I was in the wrong. Thank god for being a chem E major).

    So the associate was like "you can stay here and pee again, but if you leave I'm gonna have to call your employer. So I said just give me my I.D. and I walked out, cause honestly I didn't care. She called my employer, said I was disqualified for walking out. Employer really really liked me and said I was "such a great guy" until she heard that news, then she was a mondo bitch to me. Asked me if I used someone elses piss, just said no and thanks for your consideration and hung up.

    That was for a fuckin' serving job too. Working somewhere else with a lot cooler/chill/friendly managers, make way more than I ever would there either. Fuck TGIF's drug test, but I have no one to blame but myself.

    In hindsight, I wish I just stayed and pissed again and threw it in her face. So what if TGI Friday's thinks I'm a delinquent.. I already know I am. :D
     
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  4. #4 Deitz702, Jun 22, 2017
    You ate aware that pounding water down and then taking a test,you will most likely pass and show as a negative,but labs test gravity and dilution.

    Best thing to do is buy a 25 pack of test off amazon and don't drink alot if water that night wake up and take a first morning piss and see what it says,then drink a good amount of water to where it's still yellowish and piss 4 times after your first morning piss and test agian,see if you pass and start practicing with proper dilution.
     
  5. #5 owlman76, Jul 1, 2017
    well I passed so yea just diluting worked plenty
     
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