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Need a good excuse.

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by wolfz96, Jan 23, 2012.

  1. #1 wolfz96, Jan 23, 2012
    I'm thinking about getting a safe to keep my bong and my bud in. I know if I get one my mom will question me on what's in it. What should I say is in it?
     
  2. #2 Kobe4MVP420, Jan 23, 2012
    handheld video games, laptop, IDK anything expensive that would fit. Or if your 18 play that card, and just say its your safe.
     
  3. #3 Pokie, Jan 23, 2012
    Say condoms and money. put the weed and the bong behind the condom box and stack of money. Or you can put a change jar in there too. Or video games. Anything important really. Or some comic books you think will be worth something someday.
     
  4. #4 High_Im_Hi, Jan 23, 2012
    what's she going to do, dump your safe in a fire? what if it's fire proof?
     
  5. #5 CinnaSquares, Jan 23, 2012
    Rare Pokemon trading cards! Flesh light? I don't know man, be creative.
     
  6. #6 Ensign, Jan 23, 2012
    money, important papers you don't want people to see...or just tell her it's a safe and you need one.
     
  7. #7 carlsbarn, Jan 23, 2012
    Tell her it's your 2012 survival box filled with dried foods and water purification tablets and if she messes with it you're not going to share.
     
  8. #8 Jaysir, Jan 23, 2012
    if you have siblings it shouldn't be hard to make an excuse. you're trying to keep them out.

    other than that, u can say your saving money for something.
     
  9. #9 ihugtrees, Jan 23, 2012
    when i was living at home and needed excuses for things\

    i fucking made them up myself
     
  10. #10 lillypad, Jan 23, 2012
    she will no matter what get in it lmmfao. no matter what excuse .
     
  11. #11 goffman, Jan 23, 2012
    Tell her it's for weed and laugh.
     
  12. #12 iCheetos, Jan 23, 2012
    Put it in a backpack
     
  13. #13 GreyEclipse, Jan 23, 2012
    I hate nosey people.

    Im into guns so i always just put my weed in my gun cabinet or gun safe.

    Good luck!
     
  14. #14 kayakush, Jan 23, 2012
    a safe would be a red flag for your mom, put your stuff somewhere else....put your gun in a safe
     
  15. #15 VerbalHorse, Jan 23, 2012
    say you have compulsion where you have to murder people and you keep their bodies in the safe
     
  16. #16 caebard, Jan 23, 2012
    If you need an excuse it's time to move out sir.
    You're obviously an adult since everybody on gc is 18+;)
     
  17. #17 gravityme, Jan 23, 2012
    [quote name='"ihugtrees"']when i was living at home and needed excuses for things\

    i fucking made them up myself[/quote]

    ^the right answer... I use to bullshit my way out of almost everything
     
  18. #18 propahganjah, Jan 23, 2012
    Tell her it's for keeping your gimp in.
     

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