A man went to the county fair and was looking at all the fall harvest when he came upon a farmer selling apples for $25.00 each. He asked the farmer how he had the nerve to sell apples for that price. The farmer told him they were very special apples, when you bite into them they taste just like sweet pussy. Now he thought this guy had something here so he bought one and took a bite. "This apple taste like shit "the man said! The farmer just looked up and said "You have to turn it around."