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namrons top ten for today!

Discussion in 'Seasoned Marijuana Users' started by namron_420s, Feb 15, 2003.

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  1. #1 namron_420s, Feb 15, 2003
    todays top ten, are some posts i would like to not see anymore..ya know..just because.

    #10..what is salvia?

    #9..my name is jake, and im in the bathroom taking a piss test, i have a lit blunt in my hand and a bong on the back of the toilet, what do i do?!

    #8..oh yeah, and i weight 200 lbs

    #7..ive heard of salvia..what is that?

    #6..hi, im jenny, and ive smoked so much weed that my urine is green and my hair is red and sticky, i have a piss test five minutes ago..what can i do to alter the past?

    #5..i found several brown balls out by a stump, right after this rabbit left, they seem like pills to me..maybe hydrocodones or somethin..how many do i have to eat before they fuck me up!!!

    #4..this salvia stuff..i gotta get some...what does it do...do i put it in my ear?

    #3..YOU DUMBASS IM NOT A NEWBIE, ive smoked two bowls in my life!!

    #2..i went to school high..i got caught, because i offered the teacher this fat sack of dank..i guess she dont smoke, but anyway, she turned me in..how can i kill her without getting high?

    and the number one post i could go without seeing ever again

    #1...hi, my name is officer farland, with the LAPD, but, around here folks call me leon..cuz im a shady guy, but anyway, send me some money, and ill send you some lawn clippings that smell like poo...so, HOLLA AT ME, i want the hookup in leonville!!420 420 420 420 420
     
  2. #2 hoodedreaper420, Feb 15, 2003
    man thanks namron.those were funnier than hell.if i was one of those people to post something like that i would be embarrassed as hell.my favorite had to be about the rabbit shit the guy thought were pills. ROTFLMFAO!!! -reaper420
     
  3. #3 Bud Head, Feb 15, 2003
    You posted the same things when you first come to the city Norm. LOL

    Newbies, don't you just want to teach them everything in weed..
     
  4. #4 highawatha, Feb 15, 2003
    oh i love top tens...
    btw someone had a thread asking about sending cash for ??? im like pm me if you want to send someone moola over the net and ill give ya a po box #to send it to
    ---i got pm's allright
    damn an i do need the money......lol
    *is to honest*
    had to set em straight

    peace
     
  5. #5 weedeater, Feb 15, 2003
    that was fucking hilarious man. great post i dont wanna see those either
     
  6. #6 RMJL, Feb 15, 2003
    I love you, Normsy Poo!!!!!




    #'s 10, 7, 5, 4, and 1 are the biggies for me, too!!!! Of course, #1 isn't allowed so those guy's are wasting some serious time!!!
     
  7. #7 Skreebly, Feb 15, 2003
    lol
     
  8. #8 sensimil, Feb 16, 2003
    whats salvia?
     
  9. #9 sensimil, Feb 16, 2003
    why cant i post a picture
     
  10. #10 Switch, Feb 16, 2003
    cleft
     
  11. #11 Digit, Feb 16, 2003
    yup, nice one nammers.

    oi sensimil, u stole my joke.
     
  12. #12 stonie jo, Feb 16, 2003
    EXCELLENT!
    Top tens are the shit!
    I'll see if I can come up with a good one........
     
  13. #13 namron_420s, Feb 16, 2003
    the only one that i asked was, the salvia one :p
    i might have asked a piss test one too...
     
  14. #14 IGotTheCottons, Feb 16, 2003
    hey norm... i've got a piss test in 5 months... how can i pass? should i drink 10 gallons of water every day?



    LMFAO!!!
     
  15. #15 namron_420s, Feb 16, 2003
    no no, i recommend getting some sort of detox pills at your local rabbit store.
     
  16. #16 sensimil, Feb 16, 2003
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  17. #17 sensimil, Feb 16, 2003
    is anyone else having problems posting pics? jebus...
     
  18. #18 bud stuffer, Feb 16, 2003
    does salvia show up on drug tests? and how much do i have to put in my ear to make it work?

    lol, good one norm
     
  19. #19 IGotTheCottons, Feb 16, 2003

    are those the brown ones that show up by rabbit dens? and will they get me fucked up/show up on my UT?



    lol... this is so great
     
  20. #20 nucan, Feb 17, 2003
    ive got a real questoin for you hardcore stoners........now that ive altered my past by eating those brown balls...is there anyway i can change it back? the rabbit said i could..
     
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