Ok i am going to post a line from a movie watched mostly by us stoners. Oh and whoever guesses first gets to post a line and someone else will guess and just keep going. one guy "atleast i have a bed" other guy "yeah buts its a car" one guy "yeah but its a fucking sweet car"
Grandma's boy "That's pure fuckin insanity" "yeah.. I know.. he got addicted to hookers." "No, im talkin about the guy who threw your bong... you should never throw a bong kid...ever"
"Man who the hell knockin' at my door like the fuckin' popo's." "Oh shit ***** turn that shit down it is the popo's."
car wash(or The wash idk) "You two got any marijuana in the car?" *exhales smoke and coughs* "Uh, not anymore"
Dazed and confused. "Come on *name* I need something to help me out!" "Yea, rehab, mouthwash, and a job application!"
I dont think people get the point of this thread. You are supposed to answer the one above you, THEN post your quote. haha
jay and silent bob strike back. hey i told you to quick dealing in front of the store i'm not dealing (guy walks up) hey man you got anything yeah, what you need?
^Clerks Guy 1: "Do you have any marijuana I might be able to buy from you? Our car exploded last night, and I'm practically out of my own." Guy 2 (*hint*, hotel clerk): "Am I a drug dealer? No, I am not. Thank you for asking, though." guy 1: "No? Okay, that's okay. Thanks." Motel Clerk: "Is there anything else I can help ou with? Perhaps you'd like an 11-year-old prostitute sent to your room. We can do that. Or maybe we can off someone for you. Huh? How's that sound? I've got it. Why don't we start small? Would you like a freh towel? Maybe you could roll that up and smoke it."
road trip "Where's your mom?" "In the house. Satan's in there too." "Satan?" "Yeah, he turned my mom into a steer." ^^ I think thats right. Close enough anyway.