Name A Useless Superpower You Would Have

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by LemmeLightThat4U, May 16, 2014.

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  1. #321 Sirtootsalot, Oct 1, 2018
    The ability to read the mind of goldfish.
     
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  2. #322 Didactylos, Oct 5, 2018
    The ability to control donuts, and bend them to my will. MUAHAHAAAHAAAAAAA! (Crullers too.)
     
  3. #323 Patricia Clemons, Nov 20, 2018
    The superpower of magnetizing animal furs


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  4. #324 GorillaGherkin, Nov 20, 2018
     
  5. #325 Annicus, Feb 12, 2019
    The power of magnitized toes on rainy days
     
  6. #326 Caligreen530, Sep 30, 2019
    The ability to grow my fingernails really fast


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  7. #327 Peaceful Dusk86, Oct 17, 2019
    This is some talent I seem to have but the ability to perfectly pause almost any Youtube video and accidentally pause when the person is mid blink and it looks like they have a derp face.
     
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  8. #328 highsmyth420, Oct 17, 2019
    Seriously delayed reaction man

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  9. #329 kencancook87, Oct 17, 2019
    The ability to drink solid foods lol..

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  10. #330 Caligreen530, Oct 17, 2019
    The ability to make people PC


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  11. #331 Deleted member 1097942, Oct 17, 2019
    I wish I could make people who wholeheartedly believe in one religion believe in a different one with a snap of the fingers. That would be amusing.
     
  12. #332 TheNoob, Oct 17, 2019
    My neighbours kid years ago told me he was going to grow his hair out so long that it could make it into my house from his to "defeat us all"
     
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  13. #333 Mvndanke, Oct 17, 2019
    Auto clean.

    No more dishes, laundry, vacuuming etc lol
     
  14. #334 Dizzy, Oct 17, 2019
    I wouldn't want one if it was useless...I want to be the most powerful ever!!!!! So idk lol guess I should not have replied. :confused_2:





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  15. #335 highsmyth420, Nov 17, 2019
    Seriously delayed reaction man

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  16. #336 GorillaGherkin, Nov 18, 2019
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    Perversion
     
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  17. #337 andreas18, Dec 3, 2019
    Neve lose in rock, paper, scissor
     
  18. #338 Patricia Clemons, Dec 3, 2019
    To accelerate one's own age.
     
  19. #339 Didactylos, Dec 5, 2019
    The ability to turn invisible.... but only when nobody's looking.
     
  20. #340 Caligreen530, Dec 5, 2019
    I already know how to do this. Ask the person a question before they start. How’s your mom doing? They will always pick scissors


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