Name A Useless Superpower You Would Have

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by LemmeLightThat4U, May 16, 2014.

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  1. #261 mv5, Jan 10, 2017
    The ability to turn other people's hats 1 millimeter to the left. Not enough for them to notice, but just enough for me to know I can do it.

    The ability to read people's minds, but only those with no thoughts.

    The ability to fold a piece of paper exactly 3.46 inches from the top.
     
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  2. #262 ibowtobacon, Jan 10, 2017
    The ability to answer any game show questions but only over the TV.
     
  3. #263 Meno-grower, Jan 10, 2017
    The ability to get any girl i ask to drop them nudes in my dms
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  4. #264 burnout18, Feb 4, 2017
    To be able to piss pure tequila no matter what i drink tequila comes out.

    Oh i would totally drink the tequila also if anyone was thinkin that

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  5. #265 OPweasel, Feb 20, 2017
    The ability to smoke a joint through my asshole .......oh wait I can already do that ......never mind
     
  6. #266 ColdToker420, Feb 26, 2017
    The power of flight but can only fly backwards
     
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  7. #267 AcousticToker, Feb 26, 2017
    Buddhist's beware.

    The ability for see-thru shades. Wait actually that's not so useless after all...
     
  8. #268 BudButler, Feb 26, 2017
    the ability to grow extra eye lashes.
     
  9. #269 jmick, Feb 26, 2017
    The ability to have an erection at any time....ah, to be 15 again...
     
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  10. #270 Skydiverjimi, Mar 9, 2017
    Be able to color inside the lines without even looking
     
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  11. #271 spliffington, Mar 9, 2017
    The ability to load a bowl without even having to lift a finger
     
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  12. #272 eric0420, Mar 21, 2017
    The ability to light another person in the worlds bowl


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  13. #273 FreeSchmoke, Mar 23, 2017
    Super strength. But only when I'm drunk, that way I'll actually be strong and not just let the alcohol convince me I am.


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  14. #274 lan_lo, Mar 30, 2017
    Be able to breathe out my nose and mouth at the same time lol


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  15. #275 Grandsouls, May 24, 2017
    HAH!
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  16. #276 groovygal, May 24, 2017
    Being able to lick my elbow honestly
     
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  17. #277 Deleted member 281310, Jun 15, 2017
  18. #278 ZebraHaze, Jun 15, 2017
    Last edited: Jul 16, 2017
    the ability to name every type of hat ever made
     
  19. #279 lbd89, Jul 16, 2017
  20. #280 cloudsofganja, Jul 16, 2017
    Opening jammed mayonnaise jars with ease.
     
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