naging wifes joke

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Superjoint, Jan 19, 2001.

  1. Farmer Jake had a nagging wife who made his life miserable. The only real peace that he got was when he was out in the field plowing. One day when he was out in the field, Jake's wife brought his lunch to him.
    Then she stayed while he quietly ate and berated him with a constant stream of nagging and complaining. Suddenly, Jake's old mule kicked up his back legs, striking the wife in the head, and killing her instantly.
    At the wake, Jake's minister noticed that when the women offered sympathy to Jake he would nod his head up and down. But when the men came up and spoke quietly to him, he would shake his head from side to side.
    When the wake was over and all the mourners had left, the minister approached Jake and asked, "Why was it that you nodded your head up and down to all the women and shook your head from side to side to all the men?"
    "Well," Jake replied, "The women all said how nice she looked, and her dress was so pretty, so I agreed by nodding my head up and down. The men all asked, "Is that mule for sale!?"
  2. Perhaps they should clone that mule?


    I love those laughing smileys.

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  3. An old man and an old woman aer relaxing one day on the porch in there rocking chairs. Out of the blue, the old woman reaches over and hits the old man on the back of his head, knocking him out of his chair. He asked her, "What the hell was that for?" She replies, "That's for 45 years of bad sex!" The old man climbs back in his chair and ponders about what had just happoned. After about 15 minuits, the old guy reaches over and belts the old woman right off her chair. She asks, "What the hell was that for?" The old man says, "Thats for knowing the diffrence!"

  4. HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa, funny.
  5. Those were damn good guys!

    Aeroblurg I have heard that one before. I still get a good laugh out of it now!!

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