My very first time smoking :D

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by cyndr, Aug 29, 2012.

  1. heres my story

    its about 8-9 o'clock. a young boy, about the age of 8, goes for a walk in the woods behind his house with his 13 year old sister and her friend. they come to a slight clearing, and the sister says "this should be far enough, lets sit." the sister pulls out a lighter and what looked like a cigarette, but not quite. he knew his sister smoked cigarettes, so he made no question as the sister held the white tube in her mouth and lit it. the two girls passed it back and forth, both breathing deeply from the object and exhaling slowly, filling the air with a smell that was new to the boy. he couldn't figure out what this new smell was, but he did know that he liked it. it smelled good and sweet almost. he began to study the object to try to figure out what it was. the sister, noticing the quizzical look on her brothers face, pulled the friend to the side. they muttered back and forth for a short while, while the boy sat there wondering what was in store. when the two came back to sit, the sister reached her hand out to the boy and asked "would you like to try?" cautiously, the boy nodded, and took the object. the two then began to coach the boy on what to do.
    "pull in your lips so you dont get spit on it"
    "then put it to your lips and breathe in deep"
    "youll want to cough but dont"
    "hold it in for a while then breathe out"
    the boy listened carefully to their every word, and then proceeded to follow the instructions to the letter. after he had exhaled he instantly felt different. not bad but like a new realm had opened up. the group continued to wander through the woods, until they emerged behind their house. as they walked to the door the boy was instructed to go to the sisters room and lay on the bed. "what movie do you want to watch?" the boy responded with the movie he knew would be perfect. he didn't know how he knew, but he did. he then followed instructions and went off towards the bedroom. a few minutes later, the girls came in and put a dvd in the player and lied on either side of the boy. the scrolling yellow text soon floated by and into the abyss, and the boy delved into an adventure, excited for what was to come...

    P.S. if you didnt get it the boy was me and the movie was star wars
     
  2. Epic win watching star wars while high. Good way to enjoy your first high man.
     
  3. *Cliff Notes*

    Young boy about 8 and his sister 13 and her friend same age..

    Went behind the trees and bushes to hide away from society.

    When suddenly wild marijuana plant appears.

    They dried it and tried it got super fucked up and was involved in a 3some with incest.

    He now shares this story to help heal the scars.

    Fin.
     
  4. wait...
     
  5. Haha that's a cool story OP, and that'd be crazy smoking weed at 8, did you do it often after that or not again for awhile?
     
  6. [quote name='"TinManThaBoyBoy"']
    wait...[/quote]

    I've seen enough child pornography to see where this is going
     
  7. lmao whaaaattt the fuck
     

  8. i didnt have an opportunity again until i was like 12-13 then began smoking semi regularly up till now
     

  9. I'd be pissed if that was my rotation..
     
  10. [quote name='"TinManThaBoyBoy"']
    lmao whaaaattt the fuck[/quote]

    Haha just incase it wasn't apparent it was a joke, being jest about things doesn't convey well over the internet haha
     
  11. :laughing:

    no i knew it was a joke.. well i was hopin it was
     
  12. Damn, that was the last thing on my mind when I was 8.
     
  13. i was expecting this at the end
    "and then they blew me"
     

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