My "trip" to walmart

Hahahahaha, well lets light up another one then buddy!, I heard that 5 times today before my "trip" to walmart, lol I smoked up like 4 or 5 dubiees with my buddys we each pitched in a decent bit of weed and kept on smoking ... as the day went on we were HUNGRY! and I wanted to buy a cofee grinder to grind up my weed , so seeing as how walmart is not to far away we thought we can kill two birds with one stone since the walmart we were going to has a mcdonalds built in ... so we went to walmart and no offence to little people but man was there ever alot of them I thought maybe me and my buddys stumbled in on some kind of a small people field trip ... I must have seen more small people that day then ever in my life and I aint talking about small people I mean im talking about small people, not the kind that are short im talking about the ones that are not to much taller then your hip, so when we went to mcdonalds we all started eating and we were having a good time laughing at stupid shit cause well we were high!, when all of a sudden three midget bikers came out of NOWHERE!!!!, AHHHH we were scared cause they all came up to us and started accusing us of making fun of them ... so being the person I am I tried to stay calm and let them know we are just having a good time and that we werent laughing at what he thought we were ... and then he had the nerve to ask me what I was laughing at ... so I said look buddy and showed him a little baggy of my stash and he started laughing and whispered little people language into the other freaky looking small person who was dressed up as a tough bicker and told us to take a walk with them, being stoned we were willing to do this cause we were thinking maybe hes gunna show us his stash... and he did he had a suv tricked out for small people and when he opened the back hatch there was 3 black garbadge bags, he opened one up and there was tons of weed, he took out a bit and rolled up a fat yager and we all made peace with the little people, at the end he tossed us a small lid and I swear there must be at least a half quarter of weed in here! a half quarter isnt much but it is when its free

 

lol I felt the same way

 

LOL ohhh man and their stuff is not bad, could be better though the high only lasts for about an hour at best , but its free they prob think its the shit cause their body doesnt need much I on the other hand need a few fattys to really get me goin

 

your sig quote is exactly how I feel when im really gone

 

LOL

 

now that I think about it thats preety weird ...