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My theory on weed...

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by jacktheflipper, Dec 29, 2010.

  1. #1 jacktheflipper, Dec 29, 2010
    So I was smoking a some bowls and thinking about weed and this thought came to me; what if the effects you get from weed is one of God's emotions? God probably has way more emotions than we do, and this particular emotion (I guess the "high emotion") would be way too much to handle every couple hours ('cept for us stoners -- we're elite :)) so he put it in a plant to be released when we want it to! When we smoke weed, we are having emotions like God!

    'Cause it only makes sense that God has a much wider set of emotions and moods, right? And God made bud, right? So....

    Makes sense to me anyway...:smoke:
     
  2. #2 Samus Aran, Dec 29, 2010
    I want what your smoking :smoke:
     
  3. #3 Roachbud, Dec 29, 2010
    Maybe.

    But God also gave us Mosquitoes. Then he hid the Deet. But we outsmarted him and found it. This was God's Checkers. He also gave us cancer and hid the cure. So that must be God's Chess. We are the pawns.

    I dont really believe this but it has not been disproven. :D
     
  4. #4 Kamel Kush, Dec 29, 2010
    All i gotta say is, that's genius......
     
  5. #5 tholos, Dec 29, 2010

    :hello: ;)
     
  6. #6 Sunshine86, Dec 29, 2010
    Russell's teapot would like to have a word with you.
     
  7. #7 grass seeker, Dec 29, 2010
    fuck god. its the devils lettuce XD
     

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