My Stoner Friendly Thanksgiving

At my thanksgiving event it was kind of a broken family so there were people I wasn't directly related to anyways. I go am hanging out eating the appetizers and stuff then a guy comes up to me asking me if I want to smoke weed but I was hesitant because it was a family event. He said just do it and to go downstairs.

I go downstairs and their is a pool table in there and a couple other rooms. He comes out with a duffle bag that could fit a body in it. He opens it and it is filled with Train wreck, white widow, and blue berry. I smoke a bit out of his pipe then kind of avoid him because I was too high and this guy was kind of weird.

Later he comes up to me and asks me to do unmentionables. I say no because 1 its a family thing and 2 I am good with beer and weed personally. Then he says oh but my son is bringing unmentionables that make you see stuff.(Obviously he didn't say it that way.) Again I go no because I am around family...though I am a bit more open to that kind of unmentionable.

Even later during the night he tells me that he is going to give me a sampler platter because my step-dad asked. He gives me like 3 bags with each different type it was probably close to a half o total. To say the least I was very thankful this thanksgiving.

 

He also told me he hasn't been laid in ten years if that changes your mind.

I noticed throughout the night he went downstairs and asked me a couple times to smoke. He was an interesting fellow that was seriously the most weed I have ever seen in one place in my life though.