My Smoking Song

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Lyrics -


I'll smoke till I get autism
Frostbitten neck south to the toes
Only using my mouth and nose
Flow smooth like bedclothes
Underexposed like melting snow
Below the influence
Dense bud takes my tension away
Hence the ashytray with the doobie pyramid display
No way I have dismay
I smoke weed all day
Blowin more than tha doc can weigh
Valet's get in my car
Askin what's that char
I say a cigar mixed with some bizarre marijuana
Wanna hit this potent shit
Once it's lit everyone's gunna sit
Unzip the baggie and get out some more
Hittin bong bowls like burnt smores
We won't stop untill it's chared to the core
I got pot galore, twentyfour joints all ready rolled
Dispensaries get sold then my crib gets tightly patrolled
But I don't care I'm on that hydro plane
Sparkin flames to tha marry jane
Playing smoking games
Takin Trainwreck to the brain
Milk it yellow get mellow
Won't let it out till my belly bellows
Smart fellow, Let them eyes get narrow
Posted up like a pharaoh playing xbox
Against ex cops just chillin
Pass em the joint and they cough like a kitten
My hitten's get quickened
throat get thickened
Then my lungs get harshly stricken
Get to lickin it won't roll itself
Didn't yah year joints arn't that bad for you health
So I'm smokin till I'm stealth behind the smoke
Tokin strong till I choke or invoke a stroke
No joke I'll smoke weed till my mouth is broke
Doped up soakin up the edibles
Grade A medical incredible vegetables
Eat em up till theres not even a decimal
Pot smoking professional
Eyes red to the retinals
Visions imperceptible
But my rhythm gets ever more poetical
Hit up the festivals and chill with the hippies
They got weed that'll shift your kidney
And theories of mankind that will blow your mind
I was blind but now I see because of T.H.C
I put the tree in all wouldn't stop if I fall
I'd crawl to rip the white walls cause
Me and bud are linked like it's installed
Combined I got the flow of a waterfall
Were hitched like a U-haul can't tear us apart
There was a magical spark when we first met
I know all of the strains like I do my alphabet
Were the perfect duet I'll never regret taking that first puff
It was so rough I coughed up all kinds of stuff
Enough reminiscing and back to the singing
If chilling were a game then I'd be winning
Thinning bowls down until I'm grinning
Then go swimming in the ocean
Causing commotion
Cause everyone knows I got the secret potion
To lighten your emotions flow smooth as lotion
Token til theres just roach then I'll light up another
Pass it to your mother and watch her start to hover
Hot box till it feels like summer
So much cloud in the room that it starts to thunder
I break bud like butter, easy
Weed super cheesy
puff pass till were all wheezy
When we break box it's like we called out a genie
Let's make the world steamy
and all get dreamy
Mix up the blunt like a martini
I do this routinely
Bud green as zucchini no seeds
Smokin till my eyes bleed
I feed off weed
Exceed till I'm brought to my knees
But the blunt proceeds
Balanced out like a fucking trapeze
Recede into the jamaican shower
Now that's some power
One hour later your devoured by the flower
Twenty four seven, Fuck the resin
Hash is heaven
Hit up the seven eleven
Buy so many blunts the cashier gets deafened
Then the second I get home I'll light up another
Here brother you no longer have a suffer
Let's get smothered til we don't know each other

 

Well since it's impossible to get autism from smoking weed that just means I won't stop