Enjoy [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C_KuRJDt0I]My Smoking Song - YouTube[/ame] Lyrics - I'll smoke till I get autism Frostbitten neck south to the toes Only using my mouth and nose Flow smooth like bedclothes Underexposed like melting snow Below the influence Dense bud takes my tension away Hence the ashytray with the doobie pyramid display No way I have dismay I smoke weed all day Blowin more than tha doc can weigh Valet's get in my car Askin what's that char I say a cigar mixed with some bizarre marijuana Wanna hit this potent shit Once it's lit everyone's gunna sit Unzip the baggie and get out some more Hittin bong bowls like burnt smores We won't stop untill it's chared to the core I got pot galore, twentyfour joints all ready rolled Dispensaries get sold then my crib gets tightly patrolled But I don't care I'm on that hydro plane Sparkin flames to tha marry jane Playing smoking games Takin Trainwreck to the brain Milk it yellow get mellow Won't let it out till my belly bellows Smart fellow, Let them eyes get narrow Posted up like a pharaoh playing xbox Against ex cops just chillin Pass em the joint and they cough like a kitten My hitten's get quickened throat get thickened Then my lungs get harshly stricken Get to lickin it won't roll itself Didn't yah year joints arn't that bad for you health So I'm smokin till I'm stealth behind the smoke Tokin strong till I choke or invoke a stroke No joke I'll smoke weed till my mouth is broke Doped up soakin up the edibles Grade A medical incredible vegetables Eat em up till theres not even a decimal Pot smoking professional Eyes red to the retinals Visions imperceptible But my rhythm gets ever more poetical Hit up the festivals and chill with the hippies They got weed that'll shift your kidney And theories of mankind that will blow your mind I was blind but now I see because of T.H.C I put the tree in all wouldn't stop if I fall I'd crawl to rip the white walls cause Me and bud are linked like it's installed Combined I got the flow of a waterfall Were hitched like a U-haul can't tear us apart There was a magical spark when we first met I know all of the strains like I do my alphabet Were the perfect duet I'll never regret taking that first puff It was so rough I coughed up all kinds of stuff Enough reminiscing and back to the singing If chilling were a game then I'd be winning Thinning bowls down until I'm grinning Then go swimming in the ocean Causing commotion Cause everyone knows I got the secret potion To lighten your emotions flow smooth as lotion Token til theres just roach then I'll light up another Pass it to your mother and watch her start to hover Hot box till it feels like summer So much cloud in the room that it starts to thunder I break bud like butter, easy Weed super cheesy puff pass till were all wheezy When we break box it's like we called out a genie Let's make the world steamy and all get dreamy Mix up the blunt like a martini I do this routinely Bud green as zucchini no seeds Smokin till my eyes bleed I feed off weed Exceed till I'm brought to my knees But the blunt proceeds Balanced out like a fucking trapeze Recede into the jamaican shower Now that's some power One hour later your devoured by the flower Twenty four seven, Fuck the resin Hash is heaven Hit up the seven eleven Buy so many blunts the cashier gets deafened Then the second I get home I'll light up another Here brother you no longer have a suffer Let's get smothered til we don't know each other
