My sinuses are killing me

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by AhTee, Feb 15, 2011.

  1. REAL LIFE STORY

    I wanna tear my forehead off my face right now
     
  2. oh fuck that was so deep bro
     
  3. Do it bro. I heard it works.
     
  4. ROFL :hello:
     
  5. Obviously the answer is to hotblox blunts of mids.
     
  6. Snort a bunch of coke.. your nose will get so numb you wont feel shit bro!
     
  7. #8 AhTee, Feb 15, 2011
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    hahahah you dont even know
     
  8. neti pot for sure
     
  9. Titillating thread topic :rolleyes:
     
  10. look at my signature, just po up a 4 and you wont even notice your sinuses
     

  11. Yeah, with waves of euphoria coming over your entire body I would think not. :cool:
     

  12. titcr.


    I had most of the sinuses in my face removed surgically, because I had so many sinus infections that it became medically necessary. I can practically breathe mud now. There is no force of nature that will ever clog up my shit again. It's a bitch, hurts like hell, costs a ton of money and you may not be able to eat for two weeks, but it's totally worth it.
     

  13. What kind of pot? :confused:
    Thats a weird sounding strain...
     
  14. It's the kind that goes up one nostril and out the other while you stand over a sink. Similar to waterboarding yourself, but it totally clears the sinuses. Worth it.
     
  15. Quite gross when there is alot of snot up there.:metal:
     

  16. But it totally works. I spent years breathing out of one nostril or the other, but never both at the same time. After that surgery and using those pots I feel like I'm in an oxygen enriched environment.
     

  17. Lmao! :laughing:
     


  18. It's true. I do it twice a day. It's fantastic. Like colonics for your face.
     
  19. You could just take a hot shower instead of a neti pot.

    Just get some steam up in those bitches.
     

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