Well, a spider. One is enough. Fucking spiders. I hate them. I fear them. I am an arachnophobiac. I feel like I am having a heart attack and I know I won't sleep until I find him and terminate his existence.
Man... he looked pretty vicious. I have done diphenhydramine. The spider hallucinations... They well and truly fucked me up. I am wigging out over here, thinking a spider is looming everywhere. Oh god, phew, no that wasn't it.
If I see him, he's dead. I was too busy freaking out when I first saw him, he escaped. I need to go have another cig, man. The first round has ended.
You're lucky.. I found a waterbug or some fucking 2 inch cockroach thing under my coffee table in my room like last week. You just reminded me of it. EW
Haven't found the little fucker yet. Damn that first time I nearly had him, had him in the napkin, he escaped and I realized he could get on my hand from there and dropped the napkin and leapt back a few feet haha. He was like two inches long. Think he's poisonous? Or she?
Fact: no matter where you are there is a spider within 3 feet of you at all times... Spiders are not bad at least you can step on them... Snakes u step on the wrong one and your fucked...
If he/she if black and has red on his abdomen then yea it's a black widow. Or if it's brown that shit will make your skin rot away. ^Those are the two you have to worry about
I know what a Black Widow looks like. I'm only insanely worried about three spiders. The Black Widow, the brown recluse and any form of jumping spider because god-damn it spiders should not jump. It's just not fair, man.
Hahahaha, have you seen the communal webs that multiple species cooperate to build in order to catch birds? I mean that just isn't fair. Anyways, if I see a giant spider, I convince myself it's an adult, and will be dead in a couple of days. Edit: If you're wondering why the picture is so blurry, I believe that's the camera crying in fear.
Dear God, will you guys stop posting pics of spiders in the arachnophobic guy's thread. Just kidding but seriously, damn... Phew. I had just calmed down. I had a spider that lived on the outside of my bedroom window two years back. I convinced myself that I'd smoke at least one cigarette each day and burn him with the lit butts when I'm done and see how many days it took him to die. The thing is, after the first few times the fucker got smart and he'd run whenever I sparked the lighter to light my cigarettes. I never did kill him. Never did name him. If I had to name him, I'd name him Crispy.
Once I took ants and threw it in a spider web. (I couldn't see the spider.) As soon as the ant hit the web, a giant spider came out of nowhere and started "processing" the ant. It was the coolest shit ever! haha But yea I hate spiders and bugs in my room too.
I read that humans eat up to 8 spiders in their lifetime while sleeping. the little fucker is probably being digested as we speak lol
And hell yeah bro i used to do that all the time, except i would throw grasshoppers in and watch its insides ooze out when the spider bit into it
